[Little Bit Is Better Than Nada] - by Texas Tornados
♪ Met her in a border town ♪
♪ We proceeded to get down ♪
♪ She turned me on ♪
♪ I dropped the telephone ♪
♪ Moonlight hits the Rio Grande ♪
♪ And the touch of her hand ♪
♪ It makes me high ♪
♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪
♪ A bad bandito came into town ♪
♪ Man, I'm gonna hunt that gringo down ♪
♪ But these words keep ringin' in my ears ♪
片名：球爱的天空（锡杯） 邱老师 制作 ♪ Little bit is better than nada ♪
♪ Sometime you want the whole enchilada ♪
♪ Little bit is better than nada ♪
♪ A little bit or nothin' at all ♪
♪ Said Cancun was not her style ♪
♪ Turistas there, they drove her wild ♪
♪ The border's the place ♪
♪ Put on a brand-new face ♪
♪ Me and the boys were just in town ♪
♪ Shake 'em up and roll 'em down ♪
♪ I guess it was fate ♪
♪ I hope I wasn't too late ♪
♪ Bad, bad boys was on our trail ♪
♪ Federales want us all in jail ♪
♪ But these words keep ringin' in my ears ♪
♪ Little bit is better than nada ♪
♪ Sometime you want the whole enchilada ♪
♪ Little bit is better than nada ♪
♪ A little bit or nothin' at all ♪
哦，老弟。 Oh, man.
嘿，你们这帮土鳖，知道啥时候了吗？ Hey, you derelicts, you know what time it is?
嗯，怎么了？ Yeah. What's up?
该赌虫子了，好不好？ It is bug betting time, all right?
第一只中弹的虫子赢两块。 First bug to get fried wins $2.00.
我下那只绿色的。 I got this green one right there.
好的，二子，你得把钱掏出来 All right, Earl, you gotta actually let go of the money
才算下注。 in order for it to be a bet.
好了，到爸爸这来吧。 All right, come to daddy.
好的，她转了一圈又一圈。 All right. Round and round she goes.
她停下来了，没人… Where she stops, nobody--
2号中了！ Number 2!
哈哈！赢了，赢了，今晚吃鸡！ Aah! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
♪ A little bit is better than nada ♪
♪ Sometime you want the whole enchilada ♪
你们这帮傻逼无聊不？ Any of you shitheels ever get bored?
嗯？ Huh?
你无聊吗？ You ever get bored?
我有个脑筋急转弯。 I got a riddle.
脑筋急转弯？ You got a riddle?
大概需要两盎司的脑容量就能想出来。 Takes about two ounces of brains to figure it out.
是个人都应该有 Anybody think they got a brain
两盎司的脑容量吧？ with two ounces of brains in it?
反正据说二子是有的。 There's a rumor Earl does.
好吧，谢天谢地，来啊， [Roy] Well, for Christ's sakes, boys, come on,
有点儿玩家的自信好不好？ a little self-confidence from the players' gallery, all right?
我们不搞复杂的除法运算。 We ain't talking long division.
我们会输多少？ How much we got to lose?
你有点儿蠢蠢欲动了，二子？ You want to liven things up, Earl?
太他妈好了。 That's a hell of an idea.
每人拿20块出来。 So everyone puts in 20 bucks.
猜出来的人通吃。 Pot goes to whoever solves the riddle.
那你肯定能猜出来，锡杯（男主人公的绰号）。 You're gonna get the riddle, Tin Cup.
阿杜，我是出题的人。 Dewey, I'm the one asking the riddle.
我肯定知道答案，对不？ I already know the answer, okay?
不算我…我不猜。 I don't--I don't get a guess.
好吧。 All right.
我们定个规矩，假如我用这根旧的挖起杆 Although we could say if I get to 500 bounces
把球颠到500下 on the old wedge here
而还没有人猜出来， and no one gets the riddle,
那我就通吃了。 I get the pot.
啊，我知道你们在想啥。 Now, I know what you're thinking.
你们在想这肯定是个不可能猜出来的题。 You're thinking it's an impossible riddle.
好吧，不难的。简单题目。 Well, it's not. It's a easy riddle.
如果碰巧了，鸿运当头， And if somehow, by the grace of fluke luck,
我赢了，而你们又不承认这是个简单的题目， I win, and y'all don't agree that it was a easy riddle,
那么，TMD，嗯， well, then, hell, uh,
我就把钱退给你们。 I'll refund your money.
干了！ I'm in!
- 干！干！ - 稳当。 - All right! All right! - Money in the bank.
我来收钱。来啊。给点儿掌声。 I'll hold the money. Come on. Give it up.
请听题，一个男人驾车带着他的儿子， Now, a man's driving down the road with his son,
在路上出了车祸。 and he gets in a crash.
来了两辆救护车 Two ambulances come
分别把男人和他儿子送到了不同的医院。 and take the man and his son to different hospitals.
听清了吗？不同的医院。 Okay? Different hospitals.
儿子进了手术室，对吧？ Son goes into the operating room, all right?
医生看着他说， The doctor looks at him, says,
“我不能给这个孩子动手术。 "I can't operate on this boy.
他是我儿子。” He's my son."
这怎么可能呢，嗯？ Now, how is that possible, hmm?
这怎么可能? How is that possible?
计时开始了，伙计们。 Clock's ticking, fellas.
他父亲还在另一家医院。 The father's still over at the other hospital.
我的意思是，他不是偷偷穿越过来的，对吧? I mean, he didn't sneak back in, right?
这不是《星际迷航》 ，二子。 This ain't Star Trek, Earl.
没人传送他。 Nobody beamed him aboard.
好吧。有可能，嗯，如果父亲娶了儿子的女儿呢? All right. What about if, uh, if the father married the son's daughter?
这是个合家欢的谜语，二子。 This is a family riddle, Earl.
你…把思想放干净点儿。 You got--you gotta think clean thoughts.
嗨，给我们点儿小提示。 Hey, give us a little hint.
你想要提示，克林特？ You want a hint, Clint?
稍微提示一点儿。 Little hint.
好吧。 All right.
医生是个女的。 The doctor's a woman.
这医生是个女的。 The doctor's a woman.
医生是儿子的妈妈。 See, the doctor's the son's mother.
女权主义者出的一个谜语， Feminists posed the riddle
揭示了我们对性别的刻板印象有多深。 to reveal how deeply our sexual stereotypes run.
我认为你是个女权主义者。 I, uh, take it you're a feminist.
夫人，我曾经有过很多称谓， Ma'am, I've been called a lot of things before,
- 可还从来没被人摁上过这个。 - 啊。 - never been saddled with that one. - Ah.
好啊，那有机会你可以尝试一下被摁着， Well, you might try being saddled sometime.
闻闻皮革的味道，尝尝鞭子的刺痛。 Smell of leather, sting of a whip.
- 哦！ - 太惨了。 - Ooh! - Mercy.
好吧，我只是个小小的高尔夫教练。 Well, I'm just a humble golf pro.
有什么能帮你的？ Could I help you?
你是罗伊·麦克沃伊，高尔夫教练？ You're Roy McAvoy, the golf pro?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
哦，好吧，我…和我想象的有点儿不一样。 Oh, well, I-I pictured something, uh, different.
我7点有堂课。 I have a 7:00 lesson.
我预约的是葛大夫。 I thought I had a Dr. Griswold.
嗯..哼.. Uh-huh...
就是我。 that's me.
好吧。 Okay.
[slow, steady music]
大夫，玩这个你首先要学会的事， [Roy] First thing you gotta learn about this game, Doc,
是不是就是把这个小小的白球打到 is it ain't about hitting some little white ball
那边的洞里去。 in some yonder hole.
它涉及到内心的魔鬼： It's about inner demons:
自我怀疑、人性的软弱， self-doubt, human frailty,
并且要克服这些垃圾因素。 and overcoming all that crap.
哦，是的。 Oh, yeah.
你说你是什么医生来着？ So what kind of doctor did you say you were?
我是心理学家。 I'm a psychologist.
通常人们说的 In layman's terms call me
新荣格主义者，后现代主义者，弗洛伊德主义者，整体主义者，世俗主义者。 neo-Jungian, postmodern, Freudian, holistic, secularist.
好吧。 Okay.
我是说，克服心魔和人性的软弱， I mean, inner demons and human frailty,
那就是我的天职。 well, that's my life's work.
以前我在埃尔帕索练习， I used to practice in El Paso,
但是现在我搬来这里了。 but I moved here now.
这都是些啥？ What is all this stuff?
哦，这都是我在高尔夫频道上订购的。 Oh, I ordered all this from the golf channel.
这…这是活糟蹋钱啊。 It's a-- [chuckles] It's a waste of money.
不，不，我…我确定 Well, no, I'm-- look, I'm sure
这里面是有些夸大和重复的东西， that there are some excesses and repetitions here,
但是我相信知识是靠积累的， but I believe in the gathering of knowledge,
而且我想，你知道的，这些装备的设计 and I thought, you know, there must be some truth
对于高尔夫的挥杆一定是有些道理的， to the golf swing illustrated by some of these devices,
只是需要你帮我，你懂的， and that you would just kind of help me, you know,
理清这里面的头绪。 sort through it all.
我还有几十盘高尔夫球录像带。 I have dozens of golf videotapes, too.
我打赌她有块高尔夫手表。 I'll bet she's got a golf watch.
你有高尔夫手表吗？ You got a golf watch?
有，我觉得我这块可好了。 Yeah. I-I think I got a pretty good one.
你看。 Right there.
好吧，脱了吧。 Well, take it off.
- 脱了？ - 都脱了，立刻马上。 - Take it off? - All of it, right now.
全都脱了。 Just--all of it now.
你是个聪明女人，看在上帝的份上，好吗？ You're a smart woman, for Christ's sakes, right?
天呐。 Jeez.
你看不出来都是骗人的把戏吗？ Don't you know the work of hustlers when you see it?
看不出来。 Well, no.
我的意思是， I mean,
我能看出来一个人在欺骗他自己， I can always tell when someone's lying to himself, okay?
但是如果有人撒谎骗我的话， But I'm quite susceptible and frequently wrong
我就很容易受影响、犯错误。 when that person lies to me.
我…天呐，这些东西花了我200块呢。 I mean, Christ, this stuff cost me over $200.
不错，一堆200块的垃圾。 Well, it's uh, $200 of shit.
好吧，太棒了。 Well, that's just great.
不如我们就用老套路吧? Why don't we do this the old-fashioned way?
去挥一杆。 Just go take a swing.
好吧。 All right.
好了。 Okay.
来啊。 Come on.
请让一下。 Excuse me.
哦！ Oh!
干！ Fuck.
不错，你口气像个高尔夫球手。 Well, you talk like a golfer.
人长得是真美，打得是真烂。 That's a pretty girl to have such an ugly swing.
哦！天呐！ Oh! God!
哦，好痛。 Oh, that hurt.
操！ Shit!
干。操。 Fuck. Shit.
这些都是高端的高尔夫术语。 Those are highly technical golf terms.
你第一节课就全都用上了。 You're using them on your very first lesson.
骨骼清奇可造之材。 This is promising.
对。 Right.
好吧，能球。 Okay, wise-ass.
露一手我看看。去啊。 Show me. Just go ahead.
就像这样。 Something like that.
还行吧。 That's impressive.
你看吧，我呢倾向于口头处理事务， You know, look, I tend to process things verbally,
所以呢你能不能用口头的方式来解释一下 so do you think you could break down into words
你刚才是怎么做到的？ how you just did that?
你的意思是，“什么是高尔夫挥杆”由罗伊·麦克沃伊讲解？ You mean, What Is the-- What Is the Golf Swing, by Roy McAvoy?
好吧，我倾向于 高尔夫的挥杆就像一首诗。 Well, I tend to think of the golf swing as a poem.
哦，他又要吟诗一首了。 Oh, he's doing that poetry thing again.
这首诗关键的开篇永远都是“紧握”， Critical opening phrase of this poem will always be the grip,
双手要结合成一个整体， which the hands unite to form a single unit
轻松保持重叠在一起的部位是… by the simple overlap of the...
小指头。 little finger.
好的。 Right.
缓缓地、缓缓地… Lowly and slowly...
引导杆头向后就位， the club head is led back, pulled into position,
不是靠手，而是靠身体， not by the hands, but by the body,
远离目标球， which turns away from the target,
重心右移 shifting weight to the right side
保持住平衡。 Without shifting balance.
万事讲究节奏，尽善尽美难求。 Tempo is everything, perfection unattainable.
当身体转到挥杆的顶端时， As the body coils now to the top of the swing,
稍作停顿， there's a slight hesitation,
向神致敬， a little nod to the gods,
嗯，向神致敬？ uh, a nod to the gods?
是的。 Yeah.
敬神灵。 To the gods.
他也会犯错误。 That he is fallible.
尽善尽美难求， That perfection is unattainable,
现在重心开始向左侧移动， and now the weight begins shifting back to the left,
被地心引力牵引着。 pulled by the powers inside the earth.
充满激情的这一记挥杆，像一尊活的雕塑， It's alive, this swing, a living sculpture,
一路顺畅地向下，一直向下， and down through contact, always down,
将球击出，那叫一个脆… Striking the ball crisply...
那叫一个爽。 with character.
一把音叉震颤你的心脏， A tuning fork goes off in your heart,
你的蛋蛋。 your balls.
如此纯粹的感觉，就来自于绝妙的一击。 Such a pure feeling is the well-struck golf shot.
还没完呢， And then the follow-through to finish,
继续装逼。 always on line.
凹一个像“金熊”一样的反写“C”字造型。（“金熊”尼克劳斯，美国著名高尔夫球运动员） The reverse "C" of the golden bear.
展示一下钢铁工人般的力量和肌肉，就像卡尔·桑德堡（19世纪美国诗人）般的… The steelworker's power and brawn of Carl Sandburg's...
阿诺德·帕尔默！（绰号“国王”， 7次大满贯赛的冠军） Arnold Palmer!
哦，他讲到阿诺德·帕尔默了。 Oh, he's doing that Arnold Palmer thing.
也可以来个罗伊·麦克沃伊的“未完成的交响曲”。 And the unfinished symphony of Roy McAvoy.
嗯… Um...
什么？未完成的什么？ what? What's unfinished?
我有一个短暂的延续动作，它… Well, I have a short follow-through, it...
看起来像是没完成一样。 has a unfinished look.
为什么？ Why?
一种说法是这是在西德州的风中打球 Well, some say it's because that's the easiest way
最容易的方式，还有… to play through the winds of West Texas, and...
一种说法是因为我这辈子从来没有做完过一件事。 some say it's because I've never finished anything in my life.
你自己拿主意，但是关键是 You can decide, but the point is
每一个结束姿势都是独特的。 every finishing position is unique.
嗯。 Huh.
这就是挥杆的意义所在。 That's what the golf swing's all about.
既要牢牢把握住你的生活 It's about gaining control of your life
同时也要懂得释放。 and letting go at the same time.
天啊。 Jeez, Louise.
还有另一种很贴切的关于 There's only one other acceptable theory
击球要领的说法。 about how to hit a golf ball.
哦，好吧，我可不敢瞎问。 Oh, boy. Well, I'm afraid to ask.
好吧，是什么？另一种说法是什么？ Well, what is it? What's the other theory?
捏爆。 Grip it and rip it.
好吧，你知道，嗯… Well, you know, um...
虽然我很欣赏你的诗意，麦克沃伊先生 while I do appreciate your poetic sensibility, Mr. McAvoy.
叫我罗伊就行了，茉莉。 Call me Roy, Molly.
好，叫我葛大夫，罗伊，但是当下， Well, call me Dr. Griswold, Roy, but at this point,
我想我还是更需要学习“捏爆”。 I really think I'm more of the grip-it-and-rip-it school.
好吧，那么，开球吧。 Well, then, let's tee it up.
好的，晃一晃。 All right, waggle.
晃一晃。 Waggle.
不，不。 No, no.
他在让她晃一晃。 He's got her waggling now.
- 哦，上帝。 - 是杆头晃一晃。 - [Earl] Oh, lord. - [Roy] Waggle the clubhead.
- 懂吗？ - 哦。 - Okay? - Ah.
这是一种放松的方式， It's a little relaxing ritual we do,
- 嗯。 - 懂了？ - Mm-hmm. - Okay?
- 懂了。 - 晃一晃。 - Okay. - Just waggle it.
晃一晃然后喂大狗。 Waggle it and let the big dog eat.
什么大狗？ What big dog?
开球杆，就是一号木。 The driver, the number one wood.
这是金属的。 Well, this is metal.
是的，没错，木头就是金属。别操心那些。 Yeah. Well, woods are metal. Don't worry about it.
开球杆就俗称“大狗” And the--the driver's known as the big dog.
我就随口说“放狗”、“咬他” I'm just saying, "Let him loose. Let 'er rip.
“喂大狗” Let the big dog eat."
好吧。 Okay.
哦！ Oh!
哦。 Oh.
这绝对是有史以来， You know, this is without a doubt the stupidest, silliest,
被发明出来的最傻、最蠢、 most idiotic grotesquery masquerading as a game
最白痴的运动… that has ever been invented--
- 没有之一。 - 是的，夫人， - ever. - Yes, ma'am,
这就是我喜爱它的原因。 and that's why I love it.
现在，你只要击出一个好球，懂吗？ Now, you hit one good shot, okay?
一个，那把音叉就会在你下体震颤… One, and that tuning fork rings in your loins...
你会迫不及待地重新 you can't wait to get back.
再来一次。 Try it again.
嗯。 Mm-hmm.
好棒，我觉得大狗去那儿找吃的去了。 Well, I think the big dog just ate something there.
嗯。 Mm-hmm.
感觉到音叉在你下体震颤了吗？ Did that tuning fork ring in your loins?
哦，我可没那种感觉。 Well, I wouldn't go that far.
好吧，我总是说见好就收。 Well, I always say quit on a good shot.
我们就称之为第一课吧？ We'll call that lesson number one?
好的，行啊。 Well, oh, okay.
那么… And, um...
你不介意付我现金吧？ if you wouldn't mind paying me in cash?
我和税务部门有点儿事还没了，好吗？ There's a little situation I'm dealing with with the IRS, okay?
嗯。 Mm-hmm.
和那帮人打交道，我必须辗转腾挪地生活， With those guys, I gotta bob and weave around the facts of life,
你明白我的意思吧。 if you know what I mean.
明白，我能问你个问题吗？ Yeah. Look, can I ask you a question?
如果你是高尔夫球界的传奇球手， If you're such a legendary striker of the golf ball,
就像人们说的那样，那为什么在你这个年纪， as everyone says, then why are you, at your age,
要在这荒无人烟的地方， out here in the middle of nowhere
经营着一家几乎没有生意的场所，还要和税务部门藏猫猫， operating a barely solvent establishment, ducking the IRS,
赚点儿可怜的小钱 Collecting a few pathetic dollars
用来买上半打啤酒 to buy your next six-pack
你能干点儿更高端的吗？ when you're capable of so much more?
可能我一肚子心魔吧。 Perhaps I'm chock full of inner demons.
- 不。 - 嗯？ - No. - Hmm?
你是一肚子狗屎。 You're chock full of bullshit.
不管咋说… Anyway...
下周同一时间？ same time next week?
那…你说的有机会我可以尝试一下被摁着是什么意思？ W-What do you mean I should try being saddled sometime?
你说的是字面意思，还是什么弗洛伊德式的解读？ Were you being literal, or was that some Freudian type of deal?
茉莉？ Molly?
大夫？ Doctor?
要怎么摁？ What kind of saddle?
♪♪
大卫·希姆斯。 David Simms.
哪阵风把你吹来了，老弟？ What the hell you doing here, man?
嗨，罗密欧。 Hey there, Romeo.
- 有日子没见了吧？ - 是啊。 - Been a while, hasn't it? - Yeah.
锡杯在吗？ Tin Cup around?
哦，不在。 Uh, no.
他去…嗯…休斯顿了,嗯…谈生意去了， He's in, um, Houston on, uh, business, so.
我以为你去参加职业高尔夫巡回赛了。 Anyway, I thought you were supposed to be on the big pro golf tour.
你告诉锡杯我来这儿 Well, you tell Tin Cup that I'm in town
组织了一项慈善好球锦标赛。 for my big charity best ball tournament.
而且我给他留了个位置， And I got a spot for him
如果他能赶回来…嗯，从哪儿来着… if he ever gets back from, uh...
嗯？哦，休斯顿。 Huh? Uh, Houston.
对，管他哪儿呢。 Yeah. Wherever.
好的，嗯，我还以为你烦他呢，老弟。 Well, uh, I thought you hated him, man.
妈的，我都有十几年没想起过他了。 Hell, I haven't even thought about him in a dozen years.
自从我们在休斯敦大学一起赢得了所有的冠军 Not since the good old days at the University of Houston
那段美好时光之后就再没有想起过他了。 when we won all them titles together.
万能的主啊。 God almighty.
好吧，他说那些年他一直带着你混，老弟。 Well, he says he carried you on his back all them years, man.
是的，我那时候手艺不精，罗密欧， Well, I didn't have much craft back then, Romeo,
全靠一点儿天分。 just a little native ability.
现在的老罗伊，还是个极其出色的球手，对吗？ Now, old Roy, he's a helluva ball striker, isn't he?
你想干啥，老弟？ What do you want, man?
我想要赢下我组织的锦标赛，罗密欧。 I want to win my own tournament, Romeo.
你肯定行。 Bet you do.
现在，老罗伊，他能帮我一把 Now, old Roy, he can help me
如果我们能像成年人一样共事的话。 if we can manage to behave like grownups together.
是的。你从来都不知道他会不会，对不？ Yep. You never know, huh?
你转告他。 You tell him that.
- 好。我一定转告他。 - 又在玩… - Yeah. I'll be sure to tell him. - So what's the--
又在玩哪出九宫道，大卫？ What's the catch, David?
你好，杯子。 Hello, Cup.
没有九宫道。 There is no catch.
我组织了一项小型锦标赛，邀请了… I put together this little tournament, with a...
一大批球手， an elite field of players,
奖金五万美元， and a half-million dollar purse,
天呐，我总不能眼睁睁看着肥水流到外人田吧。 and, by God, I'm tired of seeing the money head out of town.
多抓小鸟啊。 Make more birdies.
是啊，好… Yeah. Well...
这就是你的作用，老铁。 That's where you come in, partner.
我需要你加入我的团队。 I need you on my team.
好，我再问一遍，嗯，搞什么九宫道？ Well, I repeat. Uh, what's the catch?
我们的比赛地在“三叶杨”，你曾经在那里打出过59杆。 We're playing Cottonwood, where you once shot a 59.
在那里你闭着眼都能打出65杆。 Where you can still shoot a 65 in your sleep.
因为你知道每条球道上的每一个坑洼 Because you know every bump on every fairway
以及每一个果岭上的每一道细微的沟壑。 and every subtle break on every green.
热水浴缸,罗伊？ Hot tub, Roy?
是温泉。 It's a spa.
你和我，在“三叶杨”。 You and me at Cottonwood.
很有点儿旧时光的意思，对吗? Kind of like the old days, isn't it?
对，行啊，来吧，老铁！ Yeah, well, put 'er there, partner!
这两个地头蛇要让全世界见识见识 These two homeboys are gonna show the world
什么才是西德州的高尔夫。 what golf in West Texas is all about.
妈的，到时候我会为你变成一台他妈的抓鸟机器。 Hell, I'll be a goddamn birdie-making machine for you out there.
哦，哦，等一下，罗伊。 Oh, whoa. Whoa, wait a minute there, Roy.
妈的，我不是要你和我一起比赛。 Hell, I didn't mean I wanted you to play with me.
我是想让你当我的球童。 I want you to caddy for me.
你懂的，阅读果岭，建议球杆，诸如此类的事情。 You know, read the greens, club me, that kind of stuff.
【西班牙语】去你妈的，混蛋，没人当你的球童。 Que te lleva la chingada, cabrón, que caddy con nadie.
球童 Caddy?
拜托，罗伊。 Come on, Roy.
妈的，我总不能在大街上随便找个人 Hell, I can't bring a guy in off the street
去参加我自己组织的比赛吧。 to play in my tournament.
我是说，看在上帝的份上，老弟， I mean, for Christ's sake, guys,
这事很重要。 this has become a big-time event.
妈的，我有赞助商，一张票30块。 Hell, I got corporate sponsors, 30 bucks a ticket.
这个街上的家伙在高尔夫球场上 This guy off the street
能随时把你揍得屁滚尿流。 can kick your ass on the golf course anytime, man.
就像他在少年赛中揍你一样， Just like he kicked your ass in junior golf,
就像他在大学里揍你一样。 不。去他妈的。 just like he kicked your ass in university-- no. Fuck it, man.
一轮我付你100块。 I'll give you 100 bucks for the loop.
外加5个点的奖金提成，罗伊。（注：通常惯例是10-15个点） And five percent of any earnings, Roy.
你他妈的滚出去，傻逼， Get the hell out of here, man,
带着你那些污七八糟的 and take your pinche color-coordinated,
他妈的赞助商 corporate-sponsored chingada and
- 连滚带爬地滚远点儿 - 罗密欧。 - Take a flying fuck on the rolling-- - Romeo.
我知道。别操心。 I got it man. Don't worry about it.
好吧， Well,
我只是想给你提供一个就业机会。 I was just trying to offer you some work.
对。太感谢了。 Yeah. Thank you very much.
大卫？ David?
嗯？ Yeah?
我答应了。 I'll take the job.
对，我们答应了。 Yeah. We'll take the job.
[Crapped Out Again] - by Keb' Mo'
♪ Flat broke ♪
♪ And busted ♪
♪ Just don't seem fair ♪
♪ The man in heaven ♪
♪ Don't hear my prayer ♪
♪ And these dice are loaded ♪
♪ But I still can't win ♪
♪ Flat broke and busted ♪
看起来这个距离对你来说 This looks like it might be a little more
远超你的能力啊，老铁。 than you got in the bag, partner.
我能打上去。 I could make that.
♪ All crapped out a-- ♪
操。 Shit.
♪ Gain ♪
他上（果岭）了吗？ Is he on?
上了。 He's on.
落点完美。 Pretty good shape, too.
我是说，我哥们儿打过（一杆上果岭）。 I mean, my guy could do it.
我看他打过好多次了， I've seen him do it lots of times,
更何况你还那么牛逼。 and you have extra-large huevos.
上啊！ Hit it!
哦！ Oh!
哦！哦！ Oh! Oh!
操！ Shit!
干！ Fuck that!
我都说了这个距离远超你的能力。 I told you that was more than you had in your bag.
操，我必须拼，老铁。 Shit, I had to, partner.
你的倒霉球童和我叨咕说 I mean, your damn caddy came by and told me
他能从这儿一杆上去。 that he'd get on the green from here.
我是可以啊。 I could.
我不得不佩服你，罗伊。 I got to hand it to you, Roy.
已经打了15洞了，你得搞搞清楚。 For 15 holes, you seemed to grasp the concept here.
我要尽力赢下比赛， See, I'm trying to win this tournament,
而你的职责是给我提供帮助。 and your job is to help me.
给我7号铁。 Give me the 7-iron.
我要稳当点儿。 I'm gonna lay up.
大卫，你能打上去。 David, you can make that shot.
妈的，我都能打上去，轻松。 Hell, I can make that shot, easy.
我知道我他妈的能打上去， I know I can make this goddamn shot,
但是聪明的打法是稳当点儿。 but the smart play is to lay up.
这些观众花30块来可不是 These people didn't pay 30 bucks
为了看一个巡回赛明星稳当的5杆保平标准杆的。 to see a tour star lay up on a short par five.
领先2杆，还剩3个洞。 I'm sitting on a two-shot lead with three to go.
拜您所赐，我老铁掉窟窿里了。 Thanks to you, my partner's in his pocket.
突然之间，标准杆对我来说变成一个重要数字了。 Suddenly, par's a helluva number to me.
打了13年巡回赛，你还是一个软蛋。 13 years on the tour, you're still a pussy.
该死的，大卫，就他妈的用3号杆打。 God damn it, David. Just hit the fucking three.
打啊。 Hit it.
混了13年练习场， 13 years on the driving range,
你还是喜欢兴之所至、头脑发热地瞎搞。 you still think this game is about your testosterone count.
赶紧起开。 Now, back up.
就230码，巡回赛明星们都要求稳了。 230 to carry and the tour stars lay it up.
希姆斯，从长草区开出， So Simms, from the rough,
聪明之举。 that's a smart play.
嗨，大卫，你着急忙慌的干嘛？ Hey, David, you in a hurry or what?
怎么了？ Why?
我有一车的硬币（注：球手们通常带些硬币用来在球场上标识位置） I got a pile of nickels in the car
足够你的球童从这里攻果岭。 that your caddy can knock it on from here.
别搞了，老弟，我们 Come on, guys, we're...
要专注于赢下比赛。 trying to win a tournament here.
对，赢下比赛也很重要，但是我下了他一赔五。 Yeah. We are. That's great, but I got five to one.
我觉得这个赔率很棒。 I think it's pretty good odds.
我觉得他能行。 I think he can do it.
来吧，让他打，就展示一下。 Come on. Let him hit it. It's only an exhibition.
来，过来，罗伊，你没问题的。 C'mon. Come on, Roy. You can handle it.
我这有球。 I got a ball.
从这儿打。 Right here.
冲动还是理智，罗伊。 Balls versus brains, Roy.
你要是打了，就开路吧 You hit that shot, just keep walking
因为你被炒了。 'cause your ass is fired.
你在这么些人面前怎么炒我， How are you gonna fire me in front of all these people,
尤其是我攻上果岭之后？ especially when I knock it on the green?
看来球童要击球了。 [Announcer] It looks like the caddy wants to hit the shot.
彼得·科斯提斯，下面场子上怎么了? Peter Kostis, what's going on down there?
伙计们，目前场上的情况正在有所变化。 Boys, I think things have officially changed here now.
暂时忘掉领先两杆。忘掉还有三个洞要打。 Forget the two-shot lead. Forget three holes to go.
嗨，罗伊，你需要手套。 Hey, Roy, you need a glove.
有用的。 It'll help.
场上发生了一点儿小插曲。 There's a little side action going on down there.
并且，哦，25万的奖金又有了一点儿小小的增加。 And, uh, the $250,000 purse has just gotten a little bit bigger.
加里，加里，你不会觉得这小子 Gary, Gary, you obviously don't think this guy
真能攻上去吧？ can pull this shot off?
告诉你吧，我觉得根本没戏。 I'll tell you what. I don't think there's any chance.
我来给你讲讲背景。 Let me give you a little background here.
这个倒霉蛋是个练习场教练。 This impending disaster's a driving-range pro.
名叫罗伊·麦克沃伊。 His name is Roy McAvoy.
人们叫他 锡杯。 Everybody calls him Tin Cup.
当地人说他是一名优秀的大学球手。 The locals around here tell me he was a pretty good college player.
打过一段时间小型的巡回赛。 He hung around the mini-tours for a while.
好吧，他必须得是个优秀的大学球手 Well, he's gonna have to have been a helluva college player
才能打好这一杆。 to pull this shot off.
他要面对240码的长距离。 He's got 240 yards.
他要面对全国电视观众。 He's got a national television audience.
他要面对大量的现场观众， He's got a big gallery here,
而且他还没热过身。 and he hasn't hit a golf ball yet.
好吧，全国电视直播上可不是每天都能看到 Announcer Well, this is something we don't see every day:
这样没有热身的比赛。 national television with no warmup.
你觉得这赔率怎么样，鲍勃？ How do you like those odds, Bob?
我不认识这家伙， I don't know who this guy is,
但是如果他能胜出的话，我还是很吃惊的。 but if this guy even gets it out of there, I'd be surprised.
一个巡回赛教练我怎么的也得给个一赔十吧。 A tour pro I'd give ten to one.
掏钱吧您呐。 Dollar bills.
哦，他干得漂亮。 Oh, he's got that good.
你能相信吗？ Announcer Do you believe this?
不可思议。 Unbelievable.
这啥球童啊。 What a caddy.
- 打得好。 - 谢谢你的手套。 - Good shot. - Thanks for the glove.
你。对。你。过来。过来。 You. Yeah. You. Come here. Come here.
- 你能背包吗？ - 能。 - Can you carry that bag? - Yeah.
- 拿上它。 - 好的，先生。 - Pick it up. - Yes, sir.
- 打得好，罗伊，好好打。 - 谢谢。 - Nice shot, Roy. Though shot. - Thanks.
过来。过来一下。 Come here. Come here a second.
可以歇了。旅行结束了。 Take a hike. The loop's over.
你不能炒了我。 You can't fire me.
- 嘿，大卫，走啊。 - 你怎么能炒了我？ - Hey, David, come on, man. - How can you fire me?
我，嘿，我刚打出了250码。 I--hey, I just knocked it stiff from 250.
- 来啊。 - 来啊，大卫。 - Come on. - Come on, David.
他就是个犊子。 He's always been a jerk.
我的工资呢？ What about my money?
你刚才那一杆把工资打飞了，老弟。 You just hit the shot that took you out of the money, bud.
欢迎体验巡回赛的生活。 Welcome to life on the tour.
嘿！嘿！哇喔！ Hey! Hey, whoa!
今晚，《体育机器》为您带来一个奇葩事件， Announcer Tonight, The Sports Machine brings you a bizarre incident
就发生在巡回赛明星大卫·希姆斯的高尔夫慈善赛上。 at the charity golf event of tour star David Simms.
让我们去到西德州， Let's go to West Texas,
好的，练习场教练 锡杯 麦克沃伊， well, driving-range pro Tin Cup McAvoy,
作为大卫·希姆斯 serving as a caddy to David Simms
在这项名人活动上的球童 at the celebrity event--
他从球包里抽出3号木 he grabbed a 3-wood out of his own bag
打出一杆超过了240码 and drilled a 240-yard shot
飞过湖面来到了第16洞的果岭… over water to the 16th green...
如果一切可以重来， If I had it all to do over,
我还是照样会打。 I'd still hit that shot.
是的，我懂。 Yeah. I know.
老弟，你把自己埋了 Man, you'd bury yourself alive
就是为了证明你会用铲子。 just to prove you could handle the shovel.
你知道我为什么要打那一杆吗？ You know why I'd still hit that shot?
知道。 Yeah.
因为这是你斗败大卫·希姆斯的唯一方法。 'Cause it's the only way you could beat Dave Simms.
不。 No.
因为从你脸上就能看出来。 'Cause you get that look in your face.
我会再打，是因为那个球是决定性的时刻， I'd hit it again because that shot was a defining moment,
而当决定性时刻到来的时候， and when a defining moment comes along,
你要么就一锤定音， you define the moment,
要么就被一锤定死。 or the moment defines you.
面对挑战，我没有退缩。 I did not shrink from the challenge.
我挺身而出。 I rose to it.
1981年，在加州 弗雷斯诺 华盛顿堡 高尔夫俱乐部。 1981, Fort Washington golf Club, Fresno, California.
记得吗？ Ring a bell?
巡回赛预选阶段的最后一轮？ The final round of the tour qualifying school?
我那是为了一锤定音。 I was playing to win.
同样的也是挑战不可能，试着用3号木在风里打高远球。 Tried to hit that same impossible cut 3-wood into the wind
还是从山坡上。 from a hilly lie.
一锤定音。 I was playing to win.
连续五次出界， Five in a row out of bounds
最后你终于成功了 till you finally pulled it off
观众都满意了，结果超了13杆。 and tapped it in for a crowd-pleasing 13
12杆你就能（转职业）进巡回赛了。 When a 12 would have got you on the tour.
可好，那是决定性时刻， Now that was a defining moment,
但那就是坨屎。 and the definition was "shit."
追求伟大就得承受失败，罗密欧。 Greatness courts failure, Romeo.
也许你是对的，老大，但是你知道吗？ You may be right, boss, but you know what?
有时候保住标准杆就足够带来胜利了。 Sometimes par is good enough to win.
[Cool Lookin' Woman] - by Jimmie Vaughan
我们还欠她一万二呢。 We owe her $12,000.
不，是我欠她一万二好吧？我欠的。 No. I owe her $12,000, all right? I owe her.
好，很好。你欠她一万二。有什么区别吗？ Okay, fine. You owe her $12,000. Like it makes a difference.
有区别。 It makes a difference.
听着，老大，我只有一条规矩， Look, boss, I only got one rule,
就是别把不属于你的钱压在你无法掌控的赛狗身上， and that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race
尤其还是当脱衣舞娘的前女友的钱。 with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.
现在你破了规矩，那你就得对她温柔点儿，老铁。 Now you broke that rule, and you're gonna have to be sweet to her, homes.
听着，你得先跟她说点好听的。 Look, you gotta tell her something nice to start off with.
就好比要冰释前嫌一样。能有多难? You know, kind of like an ice breaker. How hard can it be?
听着，我先说一通好话。 Look, I'll say one thing nice.
如果没用，就换你上。 If it don't come out right, then you say it better.
嗨，锡杯。桃琳在找你呢。 Hey, Tin Cup. Doreen's looking for you.
是，她肯定得找我。 Yeah, I'll bet she is.
♪ Oh, baby, you look so good to me ♪
嗨，锡杯。 Hey, Tin Cup.
三天没见你了。 Haven't seen you for three days.
我是大忙人啊。 I'm a busy man.
嗨，锡杯。 Hey, Tin Cup.
嗨，甜甜。 Hi, sweetie.
嗨，亲亲。 Hi, honey.
最好是你，罗伊。 That better be you, Roy.
态度要好，行不？ Just be nice, okay?
桃琳。 Doreen.
你今晚看起来特别可爱。 You're looking particularly lovely this evening.
嗯，对了，这比豹纹的还好看 Uh, yeah, that's even nicer than the leopard suit, the--
少废话，伙计。 Cut the horseshit, guys.
你欠我的一万二。 You owe me $12,000.
那啥…我们会还的。别担心。 And we're--and we're gonna pay it. Don't worry about that.
哦，我知道你们会还的。 Oh, I know you're gonna pay me.
12个呢。在哪儿？ 12 smackeroos. Where is it?
在这。 There.
这是啥？ What is this?
加上股权和存货，这值一万二， With equity and inventory, it's worth 12 grand,
大概差不多吧。 more or less.
这就是你想出来的还账方式吗? This is how you think you're gonna settle up?
把你的高尔夫练习场的地契给我。 By giving me the deed to your driving range.
只是你不能马上转手卖掉， Only on the condition that you don't sell right away,
而且我和罗密欧要继续在里面打工。 and me and Romeo keep our jobs.
我要你那破高尔夫练习场干什么? What in the world would I want with your stupid driving range?
股权啦，存货啦，现金流啦， Equity, inventory, cash flow,
更别提在社区的地位提高了， not to mention an enhanced stature in the community,
再加上莎乐美商会预付的会员资格。 plus a prepaid membership in Salome chamber of commerce.
你的人工成本是多少？ What are your labor costs?
因人而异吧 Everybody gets what they're get
那个开拖拉机的小孩每小时5块。 But the tractor kid gets five bucks an hour.
罗密欧得10块，现金。 And Romeo gets 10, cash.
你的钱怎么算？ What do you pay yourself?
我的钱？ Myself?
你懂的，成天站在那儿打打小高尔夫， You know, to stand around all day and hit those little golf balls,
要不就是喝着啤酒、啃着玉米热狗 when you're not breaking for beers or corn dogs
再不就是召集大家下注 or to gather the guys up and lay bets
赌哪只乌鸦会飞出围栏。 on which crow's gonna fly off the fence next.
你是指我的经理工资吗? Are you referring to my managerial salary?
我指的是你从钱柜里拿的每一分钱 I am referring to every red nickel that you take from the till
还有你从架子上拿的每一袋啤酒花生。 and every bag of beer nuts that you lift from the rack.
我指的是这些。 That is what I'm referring to.
他会接受的。他会接受的。 He'll take the deal. He'll take the deal.
怎么算？ What is the deal?
好吧，就算这个练习场值一万。 Okay, let's just say the driving range is worth 10,000.
你还欠我两个。 You still owe me 2.
♪ Maybe tomorrow ♪
♪ I'll see some light ♪
♪ And I'll know the difference ♪
♪ Between wrong and right ♪
♪ My ship is out there ♪
♪ No, but it can't come in ♪
♪ Flat broke and busted ♪
♪ Crapped out again ♪
她来了有一会儿了。 She's been here a while.
我来早了吗？ Am I early?
麦克沃伊先生，我能理解 Mr. McAvoy, I can appreciate
你的生活方式很悠闲，很轻松， that you have a fairly laid-back, relaxed lifestyle,
但别占用我的时间。 but I have hours to keep.
好的，我之前的情人曾经把我没时间观念的原因 All right. A former paramour once ascribed my fluid sense of time
归结于我是双鱼座的。 to being born under the sign of Pisces.
一些…漂浮在宇宙中的东西。 Something about...floating through the universe.
哦，逗我玩呢，罗伊。 Oh. You amuse me, Roy,
但我是美国唯一一个二战后出生的 but I'm the only woman in America born after World War II
认为星座学就是坨屎的女人 who thinks astrology's a crock of shit.
来看看大狗喂得怎么样。 Now let's see if the big dog'll eat.
晃一晃。 Waggle.
晃着呢。 I'm waggling.
像我上次演示的那样做好开球准备。 Set up to the ball like I showed you last time.
准备好了。 I am setting up to the ball.
哦，哦，哦，等一下，等一下。 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on.
好 Yeah.
球杆别握得那么紧，茉莉。 Quit trying to wring the club's neck, Molly.
好吗？ All right?
要有点儿暖意，带点儿温情。 Show a little warmth, a little compassion.
记住，这项运动关乎于信赖、接触… Remember, this game's about trust and touch...
还有放手， and lettin' go,
那么在我细心地打磨你的球技时。 so while I subtly enhance your technical prospects,
你为什么不和我聊聊你的个人情况呢？ why don't you tell me all about your personal life?
与你无关，罗伊。 That's none of your business, Roy.
你男朋友是个打高尔夫的，我敢打赌。 Your boyfriend's a golfer. That's my bet.
而且这就是你学球的原因，对吗？ And he's the reason you're taking this game up. Hmm?
我甚至可能认识他。 Hell, I probably even know him.
把你的手拿开，罗伊。 Get your hands off her ass, Roy.
嗨，哈尼。 Hi, honey.
嗨，达令。 Hi, darlin'.
他要带她去迈阿密 He's taking her to Miami
妈的去多拉高尔夫度假村 for the fucking Doral.
我咋和他比呢？ How am I supposed to compete with that?
老弟，你这礼拜很不顺吧，是不是？ Man, you are having a bad week, aren't you?
天啊，她肯定觉得我一无是处，太失败。 Man, she must think I'm such a nothing, such a loser.
一个破练习场教练还住在拖车里。 A lousy driving-range pro living in a Winnebago.
她又不知道你住拖车。 She don't know you live in a Winnebago.
好吧，那她也知道我他妈的没法带她去多拉 Well, she sure as hell knows I ain't taking her to no Doral
享受周末的马杀鸡和鸡尾酒。 for massages and mimosas all weekend.
嗯？ Hmm?
哦，天呐，不是我拿出来的。 Oh, God. I didn't leave it out.
我也没拿。 Well, I didn't.
我得干点儿啥。 Gotta do something with my life.
你不是刚往温泉里扔东西了吗。 You just threw that in the spa.
我要提升档次，让那些拿我当小丑的女人瞧瞧。 Gotta rise to a level worthy of the women who think I'm a joke.
好啊，你去拿下美国公开赛。（一年一度的高尔夫球四大满贯赛事之一） Well, you could go out and win the US Open.
那才会给她留下深刻印象。 That would impress her.
什么？ What?
拿下公开赛，老弟。 Win the Open, man.
她会认为，“哦，你太棒了，罗伊”。 She'll think, "Oh, you're wonderful, Roy."
罗密欧，这主意靠谱。 Romeo, that idea has promise.
我们说的是同一个赛事吗，嗯？ Are we talking about the same golf tournament, huh?
美国公开赛，世界上最大型的高尔夫赛事。 The US Open, the biggest golf tournament in the world.
不单是世界最大型的高尔夫赛事， Not just the biggest golf tournament in the world,
还是世界上最民主的赛事。 the most democratic golf tournament in the world.
你啥意思？ What do you mean?
- 对，我说的是它的开放性。 - 怎么？ - Well, I mean it's open. - So?
开放性。任何人只要不超过标准杆2杆就行。 It's open. Anybody with a two handicap or better has got a shot at it.
你只要通过了地方或区域的资格赛， You just gotta get through a local and sectional qualifier,
它不像多拉、科洛尼尔、AT&T ，他们不能把你拒之门外。 and unlike Doral or Colonial or AT&T, they can't keep you out.
他们不会管你是捡垃圾的还是收豆子的， They can't ask you if you're a-a garbage man or a bean picker
不会管你是不是给脱衣舞娘签了支票的练习场教练。 or a driving-range pro whose check's signed by a stripper.
你只要通过了资格赛，你就入围了。 You qualify, You're in.
对，但是你不懂比赛，老弟。 Yeah, you don't got the game, man.
我懂得教科书上的每一项技术。 I got every shot in the book.
我说的是比赛。 I'm talking about the game.
心理游戏，你懂吗，脑子，你没有。 The mental game, you know, la cabeza. You don't got it.
好吧，既然你是这方面权威， Well, since you're the authority,
你难道不想给我来个鼎力相助吗？ how'd you like to teach me what I ain't and never will be?
顶什么，老弟？ What--what for, man?
你又不听我的，从来不听。 You never listen to me. Never.
好吧，这次肯定不会， Well, this time will be different,
- 对，对。 - 我保证。 - Yeah, right. - I promise.
你都没钱从典当行赎回你的球杆， You don't even have the money to get your golf clubs out of hock,
还想赢美国公开赛。 and you're gonna win the US Open.
那块不对，老弟。 That don't fit, man.
不对别硬塞… Don't force it if it don't f--
哦，好像是对的？ Ahh, is that what those things were?
- 是朵花吗？ - 是花。 - Flowers? - Flowers.
让我捋一捋。 Let me get this straight.
你要用这堆东西和我赌400块？ You're gonna play me for $400 with those?
对，而且9个洞让你2杆。 Yeah, and I'll give you 2 strokes a side.
你没400块。 You ain't got no 400 bucks.
我用我的车作赌注。 I-I got the title of my car for collateral.
我对这破玩意儿没兴趣。 I ain't interested in that piece of shit.
那是因为你把它看成交通工具了，布恩。 That's 'cause you think of it as transportation, Boone.
把它想象成战利品。 Think of it as bragging rights.
想象一下你坐在酒吧里 Think of yourself sitting around the bar
向你的老铁们吹嘘你赢了我的凯迪拉克。 crowing to your cronies about the Cadillac you won from me.
他们会… They'll--
他们会忘了你当初把拖车输给我了。 they'll forget all about the Winnebago you lost to me.
[Big Stick] - by Bruce Hornsby
我要到移民局举报你，三寸丁。 I'll call the INS on you, you little midget.
今天我要用一个粉色的小姐姐。 I'll be playing a pink lady today.
一个娘娘腔的小粉球能吓唬得了我吗？ Is that little pink fag ball supposed to intimidate me?
不能，除非我把它打上果岭才能。 Well, not unless I knock it by you.
有请路易斯维尔·斯拉格尔。（全球最具影响力的棒球类运动用品品牌，创立于1884年美国） Louisville Slugger, please.
♪ I'm drivin' down the highway, headed to the range ♪
♪ Gonna knock 'em out strong ♪
哦！ Oh!
♪ Got an old brown bag ♪
我觉得你偏了。 I believe you're away.
别担心，胡里奥。 Don't worry about it, Julio.
我想我是打到那该死球棒的头部了。 I thought I caught that thing way the hell on the toe.
♪ There's a place for you if you're just like me ♪
- 哇哦！ - 开球时叽叽喳喳， - Whoo! - You drive for show,
推球时滴滴答答，牛逼贩子。 and you putt for dough, big mouth.
你听到没，罗密欧？布恩很深刻啊。 You hear that, Romeo? Boone was being profound.
我来看看，有点儿从左往右的微风。 Let's see, little wind left to right.
我强烈推荐这把铲子。 I highly recommend the shovel.
好，正合我意。 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
♪ Well, there's a place for you if you're just like me ♪
好啊，你要按规定挥杆。 All right, I want to see a legitimate swing.
不许拖泥带水。 No scooping.
♪ I'm not rich, and I'm not on TV ♪
♪ Have another cool one, but it won't hurt ♪
♪ Got myself a big stick swingin' in the dirt ♪
大功告成。 I'll finish.
♪ Got myself a big stick swingin' in the dirt ♪
他妈的滚出我的球场。 Get the hell off my golf course.
哦，要发票吗？ Uh, need a receipt?
你知道我怎么想的吗？ You know what I think, grasshopper?
你被她的脸蛋儿迷住了。 She's got you by the huevos.
听着，大思想家，你的任务是教会我耐心和谦逊， Listen, Swami, your job's to teach me patience and humility,
好吗，不是掺和我的感情生活。 all right, not advise me on my love life.
我又不是只用下半身思考问题。 Not all my thinking occurs below the belt.
我的意思是，除了筹划我的下一段浪漫之外 I mean, I actually stand for a few things
我还在酝酿另一些事情。 besides where my next romantic interlude's coming from.
好，那太好了。 Well, then great.
你可以开诚布公地告诉那位女医生， You won't have any trouble telling the doctor lady
在公开赛结束前你不能再给她上课了。 you can't teach her no more until after the Open.
好，本来不是问题的事情 Well, now that would make an issue
现在变成了问题，不是吗? of something that's not a issue, now wouldn't it?
是啊。 Yeah, right.
再说了，我有重点。 Besides, I'm focused.
重点！ I am!
这是我的追求！ This is my quest!
这一次，我要为所有的小人物打个样 This is where I stand up for all the little guys everywhere
他们受够了像大卫·希姆斯这样没有灵魂的机器人。 who've had their fill of soulless robots like David Simms.
好吧，大卫·希姆斯也许是个没有灵魂的机器人， Well, David Simms may be a soulless robot,
但他是个有钱的，快乐的，没有灵魂的机器人 but he's a rich, happy soulless robot
还有个漂亮女医生的女朋友。 with a beautiful doctor lady girlfriend.
再说了，参加公开赛 Besides, how's getting in the Open
能改变她对你的看法吗？ gonna change what she thinks about you?
好吧，那会让她知道我不是她认为的那样。 Well, it'll show her I'm not who she thinks I am.
但你就是她认为的那种人，老弟。 But you are who she thinks you are, man.
不，罗伊，我不会让你请假去打公开赛的。 No, Roy, I will not give you time off to go win the Open.
我才不管你的什么追求。 I don't care if it is your quest.
我的命运怎么办？ How about my destiny?
一会儿是你的命运。 Or your destiny.
一会儿是其它一些 Or any other term
你从学习指南里记得的破词儿。 you vaguely remember from your Cliff Notes.
是我这辈子见过的最蠢的东西。 That's the most stupid thing I've ever seen in my life.
别这么刻薄，好吗？你咋那么刻薄，而且还变得小气了。 Don't get mean, all right? First you get mean, then you get petty.
我们在一起的时候你应该对我好一点， You should have been a little nicer to me when we were an item,
也许我就不会是这么讨厌的老板了。 and maybe I wouldn't be such a nasty boss.
好了。罗伊，我还有事。再见,一路平安。 Yeah. Roy, I've got a business to run. Bye-bye, bon voyage.
知道吗，贝琪，贝琪，贝琪，过来，亲爱的。 You know what, Becky, Becky, Becky, come here, sweetheart.
立刻，马上。我们没时间了。 Right now, hurry up. We don't have a lot of time.
你素颜打扮，真的很好看， Now, you're doing a natural thing, and it's really sweet,
但是你知道吗？我们这儿不需要素颜打扮。 but you know what? We don't do natural here.
我们要夸张、大胆。色彩丰富。 We do big and bold. Colorful.
头发蓬松，多姿多彩。 Hair, lots of it, many colors.
你看看我，就像这样，懂吗？ Look at me. That's what we do, okay?
如果你要用这种语气， Well, if you're gonna take that tone,
那我们改天再谈吧。 then we'll just have to talk another day.
对不起，我还有事， I'm sorry, uh, I have things to do,
什么态度， and I don't really need to be treated like that,
再见。 so good-bye.
你瞧瞧，低一次头又不会死 You know, it wouldn't kill you just once
夸夸她很漂亮 to tell her something like that she's beautiful
舞也跳的好， or that she can dance, or
或者她贼拉性感。 she's sexy as hell.
目前，我准备… Here I am, ready to...
要开始去追寻我神话般的命运， charge forth in pursuit of my mythic destiny,
我没时间去搞其它的事。 I can't even get time off work to do it.
好吧，这方面我不在行， Well, uh, I'm no expert here,
但是好像追寻神话般的命运 but it seems to me that the pursuit of a mythic destiny
并不需要舍弃一份时薪7美元的工作。 isn't something you need to get off a $7-an-hour job in order to do.
我心塞，老弟，堵得慌。 I'm stuck, man. I'm buried.
我需要帮助。 I need help.
我需要建议，我需要心理咨询。我需要… I need advice, I need counseling. I need a--
我需要心理医生。 I need a shrink.
你又不认识心理医生。 You don't know no shrinks.
我认识一个。 I know one.
不不不，那个女医生不行。 No, no, no, no. Not the doctor lady.
为啥不行？ Why not?
你总不能从你想泡妞的女人那里 You can't ask advice about the woman you're trying to hose
请教该怎么泡妞吧。 from the woman you're trying to hose.
为啥不行？ Why not?
“莎乐美健康中心”
“仅供顾客出口，请由隔壁接待处进入”
苏安。苏安,亲爱的。 Sue Ann. Sue Ann, honey.
我…我可啥都没说。 I didn't--I didn't say shit to her.
罗伊，哦。 Roy, oh!
好，罗伊，去那间屋，去吧。 Okay, Roy, get in the other room, please.
苏安，亲爱的，没事，没事。 Sue Ann, honey, it's okay. Okay.
哎，听着，她出来的时候就在哭，好吗? Hey, look, she was crying when she came out there, all right?
好的,好的,罗伊。罗伊！那是病人的出口。 Okay, okay, Roy. Roy! That is a patient exit room.
好吧，我知道这是个什么房间。 Well, I knew it was some kind of room.
没挂画，也没杂志。 It wasn't painted. There was no magazines out there.
罗伊，你来这干什么？ Roy, why are you here?
看病。 Therapy.
你来看病？ You've come for therapy?
好，罗伊， Okay, look, Roy,
你懂的，看病你需要预约， you know, you really need to make an appointment,
因为半小时后我有个病人。 because I have a client in a half an hour.
足够了，30分钟，见鬼，我没那么糟糕。 That's enough time, 30 minutes. Hell, I'm not that fucked up.
好吧，罗伊，你知道吗? 为什么你不… Okay, Roy, you know what? Why don't--
为什么你不坐下来？ why don't you just have a seat right there?
坐那儿。 Right over there.
好的。 Okay.
好吧，我该干些啥？ Okay, so how do I do it?
看病嘛，我意思是… Therapy, I mean--
我意思是，那…我要怎么开始看病？ I mean, w-how do I start doing it?
好吧，罗伊， Okay, Roy, well,
用你习惯的说法来表述， in parlance you might understand,
比如“放轻松去喂大狗”之类的。 just kick back and let the big dog eat.
假设有这样一个家伙， Suppose there's this guy,
他站在一条宽阔的大河边， and he's standing on the shore of a big, wide river,
这条河充满了各种危险，你懂吗? and the river's full of all manner of disaster, you know?
食人鱼，鳄鱼，漩涡，急流，诸如此类等等吧。 Piranhas, alligators, eddies, currents, shit like that.
甚至都没人会去伸个脚趾头探探，， Nobody'll even go down there to dip a toe,
而河对岸放着一百万， and on the other side of the river is a million bucks,
河的这一边有一艘小船。 and on this side of the river is a rowboat.
嗯。 Mm-hmm.
我的问题是这样的。 I guess my question is this.
是什么原因让这个岸边的人选择游过去？ What would possess a guy standing on shore to swim for it?
他是个白痴。 He's an idiot.
不，他是个游泳健将。 No, see, he's a helluva swimmer.
看起来他的问题更像是… See his--his problem is more like
为什么他总是要迎接挑战？ why does he always have to rise to the challenge?
他是个幼稚的白痴。 He's a juvenile idiot.
你不明白我说的河是什么意思。 You don't understand what I mean by the river.
罗伊。 Roy.
我们在讨论你 We're talking about you
和你所谓的心魔， and what you like to call your inner demons,
就是你总挂在嘴边的人性的弱点。 that human frailty you like to blather about.
而不是你为了给自己加戏 Not some mythopoetic metaphor you come up with
而想出来的一些神话般的比喻。 in a feeble and transparent effort to do yourself credit.
你是要搞坏我的心情吗？ You mean you're gonna make me feel lousy?
不。 No.
我来这儿是想能感觉好点。 I came here to feel better.
- 我觉得，这算什么治疗啊？ -罗伊，罗伊，罗伊，罗伊。 - I mean, what kind of therapy is this? - Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy.
你不存在什么内心的恶魔。 You don't have any inner demons.
你有的是满肚子的牢骚， What you have is inner crap-ola,
碎渣，垃圾， inner debris, garbage,
东拉西扯的， loose wires, a few.
太能胡扯淡了。 Horseshit in staggering amounts.
听着，我不是那种喝酒不吃菜的 Look, I'm not some just jerk driving-range pro
小丑一样的练习场教练，好吗? who drinks too much booze, eats too few vegetables, okay?
罗伊，你能坐下吗? Roy, could you please sit down, okay?
因为…你有点儿抵触了 'Cause--'cause you're getting defensive,
而我想让你开门见山地告诉我你为什么来这里。 and I want you to just cut to the chase and tell me why you're here.
因为女人。 Woman.
哦，一个女人。 Oh, a woman.
你有约她吗？ Have you asked her out?
没有。她在和一个男的约会。我不知道到什么程度了。 No. She's seeing a guy. I don't know how serious it is.
但是要我说，那个男的是个彻头彻尾的混蛋。 But the guy's a real horse's ass if you ask me.
也许如果你和这个女人分享你的心， Maybe if you shared your heart with this woman,
你懂的，约她晚餐， you know, took her out to dinner,
这样就会把这些问题摊开了。 then it would--it would force these issues out to the open.
好吧，恐怕她会拒绝的。 Well, I'm afraid she'll say no.
那么你的意思是你刚才所有关于 So what you're saying is that
在鲨鱼出没的水里游泳的那一套 all your speeches about swimming across shark-infested waters
其实是关于你的高尔夫比赛的，而不是你的个人生活。 are really about your golf game, not about your personal life.
哦，天呐。 Oh, jeez.
太好了，我们越来越接近真实情况了。 So good, we're getting a little close to the truth.
好吧，天哪，我不知道我们还要涉及我的私生活。 Well, Christ, I didn't know we were gonna get into my personal life.
好吧，这是治疗，罗伊。 Well, this is therapy, Roy.
好，我知道，但是我… Well, I know, but I didn't...
我不认为这是那种治疗。 I didn't think it was that kind of therapy.
那好，让我们简单点。 Well, okay, let's make this simple.
罗伊，过来，坐这儿。 Roy, please, here, sit down right here.
你知道你喜欢在高尔夫球场上冒险吗? You know those risks that you love to take on the golf course?
那些你充满激情和诗意地谈论的人。 The ones that you talk so passionately and poetically about.
那好，你需要以同样的热情 Well, you need to apply those same risks
将这种冒险精神应用到你的个人生活中。 to your personal life with the same passion.
你的意思是我应该直接约她出来？ You mean I should just ask her out?
是的。 Yes.
冒着球从右上方飞过，猛地一下， And risk coming right over the top, snap,
球被钩出了左侧边界的危险。 hooking it out of bounds left.
当然了,罗伊。 Absolutely, Roy.
打得有点薄。 Hittin' it a little thin.
- 好的,罗伊。这很好。 - 对不起。 - Okay, Roy. That's good. - I'm sorry.
听着，你要做的就是走到这个女人面前，不管她在哪里， Now look, all you have to do is walk up to this--this woman, wherever she is,
看着她的眼睛，看着我，罗伊。 look her in the eye-- look at me, Roy.
看着她的眼睛。 Just look her in the eyes.
没错，别紧张 That's right, let down your guard
别想着耍酷啊、玩帅啊什么的。 and don't try to be cool or smooth or whatever.
真诚点儿，冒个险。 Just be honest and take a risk.
然后你知道吗？无论发生什么，只要你用心去做了， And then you know what? Whatever happens, if you act from the heart,
你就不会犯错。 you can't make a mistake.
葛大夫。 Dr. Griswold.
嗯？ Yes?
我想我爱上你了。 I think I'm in love with you.
- 什么？ - 从我第一次见到你的那一刻起， - What? - From the moment I first saw you,
我知道我要远离吧女、舞女、飞女， I knew I was through with bar girls and strippers and motorcycle chicks,
当你第一次开口说话时，我就被你迷住了， and when you first started talking, I was smitten with you,
而且我……我脑海里全是你，一天比一天更迷恋你， and I'm...smitten with you more every day I think about you,
而你开口怼我说我满嘴废话 and the fact that you know I'm full of crap-ola
让你更加吸引了我。 only makes you even more attractive to me.
平时我可以骗别人，但骗不了你， Usually I can bullshit people, but I can't bullshit you,
另外，你的…你的腿很美， and in addition, you got...you got great legs,
和其他女人在一起，我想的是 and most women, I'm thinking about
怎么跟她们上床，但跟你在一起，我只是… how to get in their pants from day one, but with you I'm just--
我只是在想怎样才能进入你的心，还有… I'm just thinking about how to get in your heart, and...
罗伊，呃… Roy, uh--
- 有点儿晕，嗯？ - 是的。 - Stunned, huh? - Yeah.
那，嗯，一起晚餐？ So, uh, so what about dinner?
并且，嗯，我们可以谈谈今后我们怎么处 And, uh, we can talk about us and if we have a future
还有如何甩掉你那个混蛋男朋友。 and how to drop that horse's-ass boyfriend of yours.
罗伊，打住，好吗? Roy, just slow down, okay?
怎么了？我刚用“8度”球杆试了试手。 What? I just hit a 8-degree driver off the carpet.
我意思是正准备用它抓个鹰呢。 I mean, I'm staring eagle in the face.
行了，别说那些高尔夫黑话了，好吗？ Okay, will you just cut the golf talk, please?
这就是个错误。 Because this is a mistake.
我是发自内心的。 Well, I'm acting from the heart.
这怎么可能是个错误呢? How can that be a mistake?
对吧？ Right?
错，罗伊，我意思是… Wrong, Roy, I mean--
靠，我不知道你在说我，罗伊。 Shit. I didn't know you were talking about me, Roy.
好吧，那你的意见会不一样？ Well, would your advice have been different?
嗯，罗伊… Uh, ha. Roy...
你看，今天的疗程结束了。 you know, this session is over.
我的病人马上要到了。 I have someone coming soon.
你得走了。 I think you better leave.
我理解你的意思就是不行喽。 I take it your answer is no.
好了，我们的关系现在是，以后也会是，严格的职业关系。 Well, our relationship is, and will remain, strictly professional.
就这些吗? That's it?
对。 Yeah.
好吧，我要获得美国公开赛的参赛资格，然后把你男朋友打得屁滚尿流。 Well, I'm gonna qualify for the US Open and kick your boyfriend's ass.
不管你怎么看我，你应该知道你的男朋友， And whatever you think of me, you should know that your boyfriend,
讨厌老人、讨厌孩子、讨厌狗狗， he hates old people, he hates children, and he hates dogs,
还有那个女人还在外面哭，好吗？在出口室。 and that broad's out there crying still, all right? In the exit room.
你居然还在出口室。 You're still in the exit room.
哦… Oh...
你好。 Hello.
卡塞尔多夫医生，你在啊。 Um, Dr. Kasseldorf, you're there.
那个，你总说，嗯，你总说 Wy-well, you always, uh, you always said to call
如果…如果有什么拿不准的事就给您打电话， if--if something came up tha--that confused me,
嗯，你知道的，心理医生也需要心理医生， and, uh, you know, shrinks need shrinks,
但是，嗯，碰巧就发生了。我想说的是 but, uh, it happened. I mean--I mean, you said it would.
嗯，有个病人…有个病人跑进来说他觉得自己爱上我了。 Uh, a patient--a patient came in and thinks that he's falling in love with me.
我是说，他不是真正的病人，他是我的高尔夫球教练，但是… Well, I mean, he's not really a patient, he's--he's my golf pro, but--
是的。我知道在这种情况下， No. I know that under the circumstance,
我应该推荐另一个治疗师， that I'm supposed to recommend another therapist,
但莎乐美没有其他的治疗师。 but there are no other therapists in Salome.
我意思是，他得开车100英里到米德兰或奥德萨， I mean, he'd have to drive 100 miles to Midland or Odessa,
并且我也不确定能有什么效果。 and I'm not sure you could count on any help there.
我？不，我的自尊心…我的自尊心没事。 Me? No, my self-esteem-- my self-esteem is fine.
我的自尊心没事。 My self-esteem is fine.
还好，他蛮帅的。 Well, he's a good-looking man.
绿眼睛，我没有…我的意思是，我不知道… Green eyes, I don't-- I mean, I don't know--
那不是重点，对吧？ that's not the point, is it?
好吧，他是，你懂的，那种可爱型的。挺可爱的。 Well, he's, you know, he's kind of cute. He's cute.
但是…我的意思是… B-but I mean--
好吧。 Okay.
好的。 Okay.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
[Nobody There But Me] - by Bruce Hornsby
♪ Oh, I wish I could laugh ♪
♪ When I look way back ♪
♪ Find out who stole all my dreams ♪
♪ Oh, I wish it was easy ♪
♪ To face the fact ♪
♪ There was nobody there but me ♪
♪ There was nobody there ♪
- ♪ But me ♪
你好。 Hello.
嗨。 Hi.
你挥杆好帅啊，罗伊。 You got a beautiful swing, Roy.
我人也很帅。 I'm a beautiful guy.
听着，罗伊，我是来道歉的，好吗？ Look, Roy, I came here to apologize, okay?
为什么？ For what?
你按照我说的做了， Well, you did exactly what I said,
而我却面对你的努力兜头一盆冷水， and I just poured cold water over your efforts, okay?
我没做好。 I didn't get it.
我好像是个不称职的心理医生。 I'm a, like, terrible shrink probably.
我就不该离开房地产行业，靠。 Should've never gotten out of real estate. Shit.
其实，我就不该离开俄亥俄州去阿马里洛找那个牛仔，但是… Actually, I should've never left Ohio for that cowboy in Amarillo, but--
你去过阿马里洛吗？ Have you ever been to Amarillo?
牛仔？ Cowboy?
是的，我的意思是，如果你真的和一个人在一起了 Yeah. I mean, it's not as romantic
就不会感觉有那么浪漫了，相信我。 when you're actually with one, trust me.
我觉得，然后是那个不知道 I mean, so the oilman in Dallas or Houston
来自达拉斯还是休斯顿的石油商。 or I don't know where he was from.
不管怎么样，他看上去比先前那个强… Anyway, he just looked great after that--
哦，那孩子。所以我…一起去了（科珀斯克里斯蒂）海湾， Oh, boy. So I--that's when I went to the gulf,
做起了销售，拖车啊， and I ended up in, like, trailer sales,
还有科珀斯的那些公寓。 and then all those condos in Corpus Christi.
再后来市场崩了，“苦茶”一下子从顶部跌到谷底， The bottom just-- boom--fell right out of the market,
那么我…我就需要一份新工作。 and I just--I needed a new gig.
新工作？ A new gig?
给人看病。我是说，我完成了所有的课程。 Therapy. I mean, I took all the classes.
我是…你懂的，合规的，合法的，有证的。 I'm, you know, legitimate, legal, certified.
靠，我要疯了。我真的很抱歉，好吗？ Fuck. I'm certifiable. I'm really sorry, okay?
哦。 Oh, boy.
罗伊，我能尝个甜甜圈吧。 Ray, do you mind if I have a doughnut.
谢谢。 Thanks.
好吧，听好。 Okay, look.
你约我出去，我真的受宠若惊， I am really flattered that you asked me out,
可是，我觉得，我不能接受因为我和大卫还在一起，而且 but, I mean, I can't accept because I am involved with David, and
嗯，我还没有看到什么真凭实据 well, I haven't seen any evidence
来证明他不善待老人、孩子或狗狗。 that he treats old people, children, or dogs badly.
好吧，我承认，不好意思。 Look, I admit, and I'm sorry.
我想我被大卫的事弄得有点儿乱了方寸了。 I guess I got a little carried away with the David thing.
我应该躺平想想如何保住我的标准杆。 I just should have laid up and made my par.
好吧，罗伊，我…我有个提议，好吗? Okay, look, Roy, I j--I just want to make a proposal, all right?
我是说，只要你明白我们只谈公事， I mean, as long as you understand that it's strictly professional,
而且，你懂的，我不能和你一起出去。 and that, you know, we're not going out together.
说吧。 Tee it up.
好，我想我可以在心理方面辅助你。 Well, I think that I can help you with the mental aspects of the game.
我是说，你有，呃，罗密欧辅助你的技战术。 I mean, you have, um, Romeo to be your swing doctor.
我可以辅助你的比赛心理。 I could be your head doctor.
- 呵呵。 - 怎么了，罗伊？ - [chuckles] - What, Roy?
好吧，你才说你是个不称职的心理医生。 Well, you just said yourself you're a crummy shrink.
我可以改进的，罗伊。 Well, I can improve, Roy.
茉莉，我可没钱付你工资。 Molly, I don't even have the money to pay you.
- 我破产了。 - 罗伊，你不需要付我钱。 - I'm broke. - Roy, you don't need any money to pay me.
我们可以互相帮助。 We'll trade services.
我意思是，你看，我给你提供辅导，你教我打球，而且… I mean, you know, I'll give you my services for golf lessons, and--
而且我能帮你通过资格赛，罗伊。 and I can help you through the qualifying, Roy,
如果你打入了公开赛，那就… and then if you make it into the Open, well...
我就只能靠自己了。你得和大卫在一起。 I'm on my own. You'll be with David.
是的。 Yeah.
[Every Minute, Every Hour, Every Day] - by James House
哦，我…我…我不想吃了。 Uh, I don't--I don't-- I don't really want this.
好吧。 Okay.
♪ Every minute ♪
本组暂列第三的是， Third in the group,
来自德州莎乐美的罗伊·麦克沃伊 playing out of Salome, Texas, Roy McAvoy.
♪ Every day that passes by ♪
♪ Fills my spirit ♪
♪ For a moment ♪
♪ That you're not on my mind ♪
♪ If you wonder ♪
♪ When I think of you ♪
♪ Well, just let me put it this way ♪
♪ Every minute ♪
本·霍根，也没啥了不起吧？（本·霍根，史上最伟大的高尔夫球手） Ben Hogan. Now, who's he?
我觉得他嘚瑟的时候 I find him mildly attractive
还挺有魅力的。 when he's obnoxious and arrogant like this.
好吧， Well, good.
嘚瑟是他的强项。 That's his best side.
♪ Every hour ♪
♪ Every day ♪
老大，这些家伙吵到你了吗？我可以让他们闭嘴。 [Romeo] These guys bugging you, boss? I can shut 'em up.
以我今天的发挥， The way I'm swinging today,
没什么能让我不爽，除了掌声不够。 nothing bugs me except insufficient applause.
给我木杆。 Gimme the lumber.
呃，我觉得你应该用2号铁，老大。 Eh, I think you wanna hit the 2-iron, boss.
我说我要大狗。 I said I want the big dog.
你在这个五杆洞要保住标准杆，老弟，左边容易出界。 You got a tight par-5 here, man, with out of bounds on the left.
我觉得你别硬攻，2号铁应该更合适。 I don't think you wanna hit the driver. The 2-iron seems like the deal.
好了，我既不会打到树林的左边，也不会打到右边，好吗？ Well, I'm not goin' left of those trees or right of those trees. Okay?
我要飞越树丛… I'm goin' over those trees...
来一个小小的左曲。 with a little draw.
- 好啊。 - 飞越丛林！ - Yeah. - Over the trees!
那样的话，我就能低2杆。 That way, I get home in 2.
那样的话，我就能抓个老鹰。现在… That way, I'm puttin' for eagle. Now...
你不需要抓鹰来晋级。 You don't need a eagle to qualify.
你需要学会安全行事。 You need to practice playin' it safe.
- 安全晋级？我要创造纪录。 - No mistakes with the-- - Qualify? I want the course record.
赶紧把木杆给我。 Now give me the lumber.
你又不听我的了，是吧？ You're not gonna listen to me, are you?
即使我是在帮你也不听，老弟。 Even when I'm tryin' to help you, man.
这么多年来，怎么，你觉得我是在胡说八道吗？ After all these years, what, do you think I'm full of shit?
我觉得我要因为磨磨蹭蹭而被罚杆了。 I think I'm gonna get penalized for slow play.
赶紧把开球杆给我。 Now gimme the fuckin' driver.
你知道吗，老弟，你脑子坏了，知道吗？ You know, man, you're a head case, you know?
一直都是坏的，压根儿没正常过。 You always have been, and you always will be.
好啊，那我们问问脑科大夫。 Well, let's ask the head doctor.
- 葛大夫？ - 我该咋说？ - Dr. Griswold? - What do I say?
葛大夫。 Dr. Griswold.
嗯？ Yes?
我应该用大狗还是2号？ Should I hit the big dog or the 2?
哦，征求选择打法的建议要被罚两杆。 Uh, soliciting shot selection advice is a 2-stroke penalty.
跟着感觉走。 Trust your feelings.
哈！赶紧，把开球杆给我然后闭嘴。 Ha! Now, gimme the driver and shut up.
要开球杆？好。 You want the driver? Fine.
给。 Here.
开吧，锡杯。 Hit the driver, Tin Cup.
行，我改主意了。给我3号木。 Well, I've changed my mind. Give me the 3-wood.
你没法用3号木来打狗腿洞，老弟。 You can't throw that dogleg with a 3-wood, man.
你赌不赌？ You wanna bet?
行，3号木。 Fine. Take the 3-wood.
打给我看看。 Take it and show me
教练怎么了？ what a golf pro does, man.
看来我只好安全点儿了，老铁们。 Guess I'm goin' with the safe shot, boys.
但是，你知道的，有时候我也喜欢2号。 But, you know, sometimes I fan that 2.
哦。 Ooo.
你最好还是给我3号。 You better gimme the 3.
这是他的正常状态吗? Is this normal behavior for him?
好吧，“正常”基本上 Well, the word "normal" and him
和他不沾边。 don't often collide in the same sentence.
而且有时候我用3号也会稍稍打薄。 And sometimes I catch that 3 a little thin, too.
- 别搞了，罗伊。 - 用4号又会打飞了。 - Don't do this, Roy. - And I've hit fliers with the 4.
妈的打啊，罗伊。 Hit the damn ball, Roy.
啊？5号让我迷恋。6号又让我沉醉。 Hmm? I've hooked my 5. I've shanked the 6.
8号太骨感。9号又太丰满。 Skulled the 8. Fatted the 9.
容易啃到地面的挖起杆 Chili-dipped the wedge.
用来应付沙坑。 And I've bladed the sand.
- 推杆呢？ - 对。 - Putter? - Yeah.
还有个老3在等着，是吧？ There is old Mr. 3-wiggle, isn't there?
但是还有一个7号铁。 But then there's the 7-iron.
我用7号铁杆还没失过手。 I never miss with the 7-iron.
这是我包里唯一的真正安全的杆。 It's the only truly safe club in my bag.
好了，包也轻了，罗密欧。你高兴了？ Well, the bag's lighter, Romeo. You happy?
不，我不高兴，老弟。 No, I'm not happy, man.
我累了… I'm tired...
我的生命太短暂了，不能眼睁睁地看着你把一切都毁了， and my life's too short to sit there watch you blow up all the--
因为我经历过太多次了。 'cause I done it too many times.
怎么，你要闪了？ What, are you quittin'?
呃，操…他妈的。 Huh. God...damn.
才第一次遇到困难，你就要闪了? First sign of adversity, and you're quittin'?
天啊，这是你第一次有机会 God. First time you have a chance
打入公开赛。 to qualify for the Open.
天啊，你他妈是有病吧? Jesus, what the hell is wrong with you?
有人想赌我用7号铁保不了标准杆吗？嗯？ Anybody wanna bet me I can't par in with a 7-iron? Huh?
嗯？嗯？ Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
来啊，有人吗？ Come on, anybody?
没有。想也别想。 No, sir. No way.
大夫，赌一把。 Doc, take the bet.
罗伊，把嘴闭上赶紧打球。 Roy, just shut up and hit the ball.
好的。 Okay.
[Character Flaw] - by Joe Ely
牛逼，杯子。 You the man, Cup.
♪ It's pride against money ♪
♪ Love against pride ♪
♪ Drivin' all the demons ♪
♪ That I been keepin' inside ♪
♪ I always go for the long shot ♪
♪ I never hesitate ♪
♪ When I wave to the four winds ♪
♪ I stick a finger at fate ♪
♪ It's just a character flaw ♪
♪ No matter what you saw, it don't matter at all ♪
♪ It's just a character flaw ♪
♪ It ain't against the law, it don't matter at all ♪
♪ It's just a character flaw ♪
谢啦，老铁们。 Thank you, boys.
你活下来了？ You survived?
哇哦！ Whoo!
啤酒吗？ Cervezas?
是的，啤酒。 Sí, cervezas.
你们觉得我哪一杆最棒？ What do you think my best shot was?
是用7号铁打的第12洞吗？ Was it the 7-iron on 12?
那一杆太棒了。 Pretty good one.
还是用7号铁打的第14洞？ Or was it the 7-iron on 14?
那一杆是准。 That was tight.
那一杆更好。 That was better.
那第18洞的沙坑球呢， What about that bunker shot on 18,
我记得，是用的7号铁吧？ which, to my recollection, was a 7-iron?
没错。 Yes, it was.
都打得不错。 They all were good.
你绝对是那个啊。 You're definitely the man.
嗨，大夫，大夫。 Hey, Doc. Doc.
嗯？ Hmm?
我怎么样？ How'd I do?
哼，你失败得很，罗伊。 Well, you failed miserably, Roy.
什么？你在说啥？我… W-What are you talkin' about? I--
我没资格参加分区赛吗？ did I not qualify for the sectionals?
我觉得我够格啊，我还用的是7号铁，我记得。 I believe I did, with a 7-iron, I recall.
听着，你的工作不只是获得公开赛的资格。 Look, your job isn't just to qualify for the Open.
而是要为参加公开赛做准备。 It's to prepare for the Open.
我的工作是帮你做准备。 My job is to help you prepare.
谢谢。 Thank you.
啊，是你说的跟着感觉走，我照做了。 Now, you said trust my feelings. I did.
好吧，可是我不知道你喜欢把你包里的所有的球杆都撅了， Well, I didn't know you felt like breakin' all the clubs in your bag
再和你的球童赌气比一下尿性。 and getting in a pissing contest with your caddy,
顺便说一句，他闪了。 who, incidentally, quit.
好吧，他闪惯了。 Well, he always quits.
他应该会来的，明天。 He ought to be here, mañana.
敬闪客。 To the quitter.
敬罗密欧。 To Rome.
罗密欧。罗密欧。 Romeo. Romeo.
对啊，小闪货。 Yeah, the little quitter.
尽管如此，尽管如此， Nonetheless, nonetheless...
心理层面上，这是我的领域， from the mental aspect, which is my domain,
你退步了，罗伊… you've regressed, Roy...
哦。 Oh.
…在妄想和否定之间瞎摸乱撞。 ...and are fumbling somewhere between delusion and denial.
退步、妄想、否定。 Regression. Delusion. Denial.
我说，为什么你说的全都是这些心理语言？ I mean, why you gotta use all the psychological language for?
今天不行吧，罗伊？ Havin' a bad day, Roy?
没有啊。 No.
嗨，哈尼。 Hi, honey.
嗨，达令。 Hi, darlin'.
打了个65杆。 Shot a 65.
后来都是用7号铁打的。 Parred the backside with a 7-iron.
为啥？ Why?
对啊，没错。看到了吧，这就是问题所在。为什么? Yeah, that's exactly right. Now, see, that's the question. Why?
因为他把他其它的球杆都撅了。 Because he broke all of his other clubs.
一撅两半。 Snapped 'em right in two.
- 天呐，罗伊。 - 我没都撅，罗密欧还撅了两根。 - Jesus, Roy. - I didn't break 'em all. Romeo broke two.
听着，我挺你。我是说，咱们是老相识了，老铁， Listen, I'm on your side here. I mean, we go way back, partner,
而且我是真的希望你能获得公开赛的资格，但如果你真的入围了… and I really hope you qualify for the Open, but if you do...
你最好有点儿控制能力，孩子， you better play with some kind of control, son,
否则你到时候会死得惨。 or you'll get slaughtered out there.
妈的，好球员在公开赛上都能打出82杆来。 Hell, good players shoot an 82 in the Open.
你看，罗伊，这意味着你不能总是这样啊。 You see, Roy, it means you just can't always go for it.
向毛主席保证，大夫，这家伙不是你想的那样的。 I swear to God, Doc, this guy is not who you think he is.
好吧，是个人都知道。要是没有镜头对着他， Well, it's a well-known fact. If a camera's not on him,
他会把老人和孩子看得一文不值。 he treats old people and children like dirt.
还有狗狗。 And dogs.
天呐… Jeez...
对，差点儿忘了狗狗。 Yeah, don't forget dogs.
好了，好了,伙计们。你知道什么？我们走吧 ，大卫。 Okay. Okay, guys. You know what? We better go, David.
嗯，走吧。 Ugh, come on.
好的，我看行。 Yeah, I guess so.
走吧。 Come on.
嘿，你用7号铁打过平标准杆吗？ Hey, you ever shoot par with a 7-iron?
为啥要打，妈的，罗伊，… Why, hell, Roy, it...
我从来没想过要试一下。 never even occurred to me to try.
好吧，我用我的车和你赌1000块 Well, I bet you $1,000 against my car
我能在任何项目里赢你… that I can beat you in any game...
你划下道来，只要是高尔夫里的。 any game-- you name it, with a golf club.
得了，罗伊，有意思吗。 Come on, Roy, this is ridiculous.
咋，承认是弱鸡了？ What, are ya chicken?
咋啦，你是要…像去年大师赛那样缩回去了吗？ What, are you gonna...gonna lay up the way you did in the Masters last year?
哦！ Ooh!
随便啥项目，我说了算？ Any game, I name it?
- 哦，大卫，算了。 - 随便。 - Oh, David, come on. - Any game.
哦，不，不，没关系。我只是想给老罗上一课。 Oh, no, no, it's okay. I'm just gonna teach old Roy here a little lesson.
为什么男人总是要比一下谁大谁小？ Why do men insist on measuring their dicks?
好啊，比就比。 All right, let's measure.
- 来啊，比吧。 -罗伊，看在上帝的份上， - Fine. Let's measure. - Oh, Roy, for God's sakes,
我就打个比方。 I wasn't being literal.
哦，大卫，好了，走吧。 Oh, David, come on, let's go.
等等等等，茉莉，我来吧。 Wait, wait, wait, Molly, I got this one.
我们就算是帮罗伊为美国公开赛所做的心理辅导尽点儿微薄之力， We'll just call this part of Roy's mental preparation for the US Open,
高草丛生、果岭又光滑、神经又紧绷。 where the rough is deep and the greens are slick and nerves are shattered.
我赌了。 I'll take the bet.
哦，天呐。 Oh, Jesus.
- 好啊！ - 好。 - Yes! - Yes.
行啊！ All right!
怎么赌？ What's the-- what's the game?
用你的7号铁，罗伊。 Your 7-iron, Roy.
一人一杆。 One swing each,
谁打得远谁赢。 whoever hits it the longest.
妥了。 That's a lock.
我用7号铁那还不跟约翰·达利用3号木一样。（著名球手，以开球远著称，号称“大力发球手”） I hit the 7-iron like John Daly hits the three.
赢了，赢了，今晚吃鸡！ Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
谁帮我拿一下啤酒？小柯？ Who'll take my beer? Curt?
谢谢。 Thank you.
这儿行吗？ Right here okay?
我无所谓。 Fine with me.
你们是小孩儿吗。 You know, you guys are really being childish.
有我呢，达令。 Leave this one to me, darlin'.
我有分寸。 I know what I'm doin', too.
都懂的？我在吧台等你们。 You know what? I'll see you both in the bar.
再见。 Bye.
掏钱吧您呐。 Dollar bills.
嘿，超过标志牌至少有30码。 Hey, them signs are at least 30 yards further.
嘿，二子，起码有220码。 Hey, Earl, that ball must've gone 220.
啊，227码。 Nah, 227.
大差不差，还行吧。 Toed her a bit, but it'll do.
来吧，抓紧时间，热热身。 Go ahead. Take your time. Limber up.
我无所谓。 Fine with me.
不用，没事，不需要热身。 No, that's all right. I don't need to.
好吧，嗯，外套脱了吧。 Well, uh, take your jacket off.
不用，没事。 No. No, I'm fine.
铆足了劲啊，猛男，加油。 You're gonna have to muscle up, big guy, to get it out there.
来点儿...兴奋剂吧。 Gotta give it the old... steroid jerk.
好。 Yeah.
他他妈的要干啥？ What the hell's he doin'?
嗯… Hmm...
妈的，他打到马路上去了，嗯？ Shit, he hit it down the fuckin' road, didn't he?
还在跑。 Still goin'.
哦，牛逼，牛逼。 Uh, you the man, Roy. You the man.
哦，确实牛逼。 Oh, yeah. You are definitely the man.
远吧，傻逼。 So long, bucko.
得找人送他回去了。 The man needs a ride home.
嗯。 Mm-mmm.
我一直挺喜欢那车的。 I always liked that car.
[Double Bogey Blues] - by Mickey Jones
♪ It's early Sunday mornin' ♪
♪ The sun is coming up ♪
♪ I'm on the tee at 7:00 ♪
♪ I'm here to try my luck ♪
♪ They say this game's a tough one ♪
♪ But I'll give it my best shot... ♪
天啊，我真希望罗密欧在这里。我不是干这行的料。 God, I wish Romeo were here. I'm not cut out for this shit.
我天生就是个观众。看热闹的。 I'm an observer by nature. I'm a spectator.
- 二子，闭嘴。 - 好吧。 - Earl, shut up. - Okay.
给我大狗。 Gimme the big dog.
大狗。 Big dog.
我还以为这个是大狗呢。 I thought that was the fucking big dog.
♪ Help me keep my head down ♪
♪ Save me from those double bogey blues ♪
♪ First, I pull out my driver ♪
♪ I checked my stance and grip ♪
♪ I'm tryin' to remember ♪
♪ Every single Nicklaus tip ♪
♪ Straighten that left elbow... ♪
好了，我来背吧？ Here, why don't you let me carry it?
不用。 No.
♪ Keep your head behind the ball ♪
♪ And look out for those trees ♪
♪ Oh, Lord... ♪
没事吧？ You all right?
哦，妈的。 Aw, shit.
行了，把包给我。 Here, give me the bag.
不用。 Nah.
- 随你吧。 - 给。 - All right. - Okay.
阿杜，扶他一把。 Dewey, take him in.
拜托，就像你一生中做过的无数次一样，罗伊。 Come on, like a million others you made in your life, Roy.
全神贯注。 Just see it goin' in.
凭感觉。 Just feel it.
搞进去。 Right in the back of the jar.
♪ Well, I started out with three balls ♪
♪ Now two of them are lost ♪
♪ Got 200 yards of water ♪
♪ That I got to get across ♪
♪ Did I hear somebody talkin'♪
♪ 'Bout a $40 bet? ♪
♪ I got 30 in my pocket ♪
♪ But I won't let 'em see me sweat ♪
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
♪ I can't afford to lose ♪
♪ You know I'll be in church next Sunday ♪
♪ Just save me from those double bogey blues ♪
罗密欧，你回来啦。 Romes, you come back.
老弟，你真应该在现场。 Man, you should've been there.
一杆30呎的长推晋级。 I drained a 30-foot snake to qualify.
二子说是个直线。 Earl gives me this straight read.
结果却拐了六个弯。 Thing breaks half a dozen times.
哦，想死你了。小豆荚。 Ah, missed ya, Pods. I missed ya.
好吧，不说话也行，但关系照旧。 Okay, don't talk to me, but you're still my guy.
听着，没工夫怄气了。 Look, it's a little late to be pissed off.
我是说，我们要打公开赛了，你和我。 I mean, we're in the Open, you and me.
好吧，行，随你便吧。 All right, fine, be like that.
茉莉来过吗？ Say, has Molly been around?
你知道吗？无论是她，还是我，甚至高尔夫之神本尊 You know what? Neither her nor me nor the god of golf himself
都不能阻止你在公开赛上瞎来。 is gonna keep you from blowin' up in the Open.
好吧，我走的够远了，对不对？ Well, I made it this far, didn't I?
对不对？对不对？ Didn't I? Didn't I?
只要保持住，再打72个洞。 All I gotta do is hold it together for 72 more holes.
还有大把的“3柏忌”在等着你呢。（注：超标准杆3杆） There's a lot of triple bogeys waiting out there to grab your skinny white ass.
你又在叨逼叨了？我没听错吧？ Are you complainin' again? Is that--is that what I hear?
- 闭嘴吧。 - 你还叨逼叨？ - Shut up. - Are you complaining again?
你不生气了，又哭又笑， You're back, whinin' and bitchin',
满脸放炮。不生气了，嗯？咱俩兄弟啊。 pissin' and moanin'. You're back! Huh? You're my man.
你不是喜欢二子当你的球童吗？ You didn't fall in love with Earl to be your caddy?
哦，二子。 Oh, Earl.
天呐，他差点儿就要心脏病发作了。 Jeez, he's a wheezin' heart attack waitin' to happen.
害我半程浪费了3杆。 Cost me 3 strokes a side.
还他妈抗着球包走完了4个洞。 Hell, I had to carry the bag the last 4 holes.
呐，我爱二子，但是我需要你。 Look, I love old Earl, okay, but I need you.
你不爱我？ You don't love me?
好吧，是的，没错，我也爱你，妈的。 Well, yeah. Yeah, I love you, too, God damn it.
好吧，和二子一样？ Well, as much as Earl?
不知道啊，我觉得… I don't know. I mean...
我和二子在一起的时候，我其实想的是你。 when I was with Earl, I was thinkin' of you.
是的，呃… Yes, uh...
和二子一样。 as much as Earl.
比二子多。 More than Earl.
比二子还要多。 More than Earl.
我特殊些？ Am I special?
好吧，抛开性方面因素的话 Well, if you can remove the sexual overtones
在高尔夫层面上，那么，你是罗密欧… in that, uh, golf theme, then, Romeo...
我就是你的朱丽叶。 I am your Juliet.
这样的话，朱丽叶… In that case, Julieta...
我还是你的球童。 I am your caddy one more time.
[Como Hace Calor] - by Tito & Taranchola
有茉莉的消息吗？ So nobody's heard from Molly, huh?
心不在焉啊，嗯？ You got it bad, huh?
都是那妞闹的。 Somethin' about that chick.
搞得我乱乱的。 Somethin' about that chick.
有点儿啃地了。 Little chili-dipper there.
嘿，公开赛上也要啃一下， Hey, be sure to do that in the Open.
给他们秀一把。 It really impresses 'em.
罗密… Rome...
嗯，我看到了。 yeah, I'm watchin'.
还不是啃到地了。 That ain't no chili-dipper.
看起来好像是偏了。打到侧面了。 Looks like you got el hosel. The laterals.
你懂的，那个“s”开头的词儿？ You know, the "s" word?
我哪里出问题了吗？ What am I doin' wrong?
不知道，失误就像病毒。 I don't know. The shanks are like a virus.
莫名其妙就出现了。 They just show up.
谁也弄不明白。 Nobody can figure 'em out.
罗密… Romes...
嗯。 Yeah.
太不对劲了。 Somethin's terribly wrong.
罗密，不对劲。 Rome, somethin's wrong.
没事的。 That's okay.
没事？你觉得呢？ Well? Well, what's your guess?
失误有时就像女人。 It's gotta be the woman.
你不是说像病毒吗。 I thought you said it was a virus.
好吧，女人也一样。 Well, a woman can have the same effect.
那，我怎么办？ What, uh, what do I do?
嗯…继续挥杆。 Um... j-just keep swingin'.
继续，没事的。 Go on. You're fine.
别他妈出声。 Don't say a fuckin' word.
嗯，我进去了，有事喊我。 Um, I'm inside if you need me.
好好练吧。 Just work it out.
嗨，有人吗？ Hello? Is anybody home?
天呐…罗伊。 My God...Roy.
葛大夫。 Dr. Griswold.
医生取笑病人？ The therapist laughs at the patient?
嗯？能这么样吗？ Huh? Is that how it works?
能这么样吗？ Is that how it works?
- 不。 - 人类在上帝面前一丝不挂， - No. - Man's laid bare before God,
也是一个天大的笑话吗？ he's the butt of a cosmic joke?
对不起。真的对不起。 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
这些破东西可能还真的有用，你知道吗。我的意思是… Some of this shit might actually work, you know. I mean...
我觉得像这个帽子啊， I think there's somethin' to this hat,
这个高尔夫球钟摆啊。 the golf ball pendulum thing.
可能还有点儿用呢。 Could be onto somethin' here.
哦，天呐，罗伊。 Oh, Jesus, Roy.
我觉得，用你的话来说， I mean, quoting yourself,
这是迷失和绝望灵魂的装备。 it is paraphernalia for lost and desperate souls.
好吧，你面前站着的就是迷失的绝望灵魂。 Well, a lost and desperate soul stands before you.
我认为我对这副打扮 I assume I have the confidentiality
应该享有… of the doctor-client...
医患保密特权吧。 privilege in regards to this outfit.
当然了，那么，发生什么事了？ Of course you do. Now, what happened?
那啥…有点儿不得劲。 Well... I got the shanks.
打点儿青霉素？ Are you taking penicillin?
是我的挥杆有点儿不得劲。 There's a glitch in my swing.
哦，那归罗密欧负责。 Well, that's Romeo's department.
不，他说应该是你负责，他说是脑子问题。 No, he thinks it's your department. Says it's a head thing.
哦。好了，我是来 Oh. Well, uh, I just came over
祝贺你的分区赛的，顺便还你的车。 to congratulate you on the, um, sectionals and to return your car.
我的意思是，大卫说他不是真想要你的车。 I mean, David said he doesn't want it.
只是想点你一下。你知道吗，罗伊？看。 Just wanted to make a point. You know what, Roy? Look.
你知道吗？我想我们可以来个心理治疗。 You know what? I suppose that we could have a therapy session
就此时此刻。 right here and now.
我不想要治疗，行吗？ I don't want therapy, okay?
我想要你。 I want you.
想要你。 I want you.
我要去透透气，罗伊。 I gotta get some air, Roy.
茉莉。 Molly--
茉莉，茉莉，等等。 Molly. Molly, wait.
茉莉，看着我。 Molly, look at me.
好吧，现在不是时候，但是听我说。 Well, not at the moment, but just listen to me.
你和他不合适。 You're with the wrong guy.
我才是那一个。 I'm the right guy.
我的意思是…大家都说我的脸总是板着。 I mean everyone...everyone says my face is screwed up tight as a drum.
我知道这是因为从你来到这里的那一刻起 I know it's 'cause I been crazy about you
我就为你而疯狂。 from the moment you came here,
就是你穿着这堆傻逼破玩意儿的时候。 when you were wearin' all this stupid shit.
这该死的一切激励着我走到现在， The whole damn thing's both inspired me to get here
但也导致我出现失误的问题。 and also 'caused me to get the shanks,
这要在成千上万的人面前丢人现眼 which could humiliate me in front of a billion, zillion people
而且还是在我擅长的领域里…我先前打得很好的。 in a game I used to...used to know how to play pretty good.
生活就是这样。 Such is life.
所以甩了那个跟你在一起的傻逼 So dump that phony bastard you're with
来公开赛为我加油，好吗？ and come to the Open in my corner, okay?
你说…你说你一点儿都没有 Tell me-- tell me you're not just like at least
被我吸引吗。 Moderately attracted to me.
有时候，罗伊。 You have moments,Roy.
是吗？那好，你说是啥时候？ Yeah? Well, you tell me which ones are my moments,
我好尽量以此为榜样。 and I'll try and duplicate them.
此刻。 This is a moment.
现在？ Now?
对，我的意思是，不遮不掩， Yeah. I mean, just utterly exposed,
非常脆弱， completely vulnerable,
内在的孩子气呼之欲出。 inner child trying to get out.
啊？我内在的孩子气需要打屁屁吗？ Yeah? My inner child needs a spankin'?
是的。不，罗伊。不，罗伊。 Yeah. No, Roy. No, Roy.
哦。 Oh.
我，嗯，没车回去了。 I, uh, don't have a car.
需要人送。 Need a ride.
明白。 I know.
[Let Me Into Your Heart] - by Mary Chapin Carpenter
♪ You're like a cool breeze... ♪
罗伊… Roy...
♪ To a hot spell... ♪
我知道河边有个地方，那里… I know a spot along the river, it's--
看日落很棒。真的。 it's great to watch sunsets. I do.
看路。 Watch the road.
我知道河边有个地方看日落非常棒。 I know a spot by the river that's great for sunsets.
我相信，罗伊。但今晚不行。 I bet you do, Roy. Not tonight.
今晚不行的意思就是改天喽。 Not tonight means maybe some other night.
不，我不是那个意思。 No, I didn't mean it like that.
也许你有意识地不是那个意思， Maybe consciously you didn't mean it that way,
但是潜意识里呢？ but how about unconsciously?
拜托，你是专家。 Come on, you're the expert.
你下意识里又是什么意思呢？ Did you mean it unconsciously?
罗伊，下意识，我完全不知道自己在说什么。 Roy, unconsciously, I don't have a clue what I'm talkin' about.
我感觉我们有进展。 I feel we're makin' progress.
嗯，我也是。 Well, I do, too.
但我不知道它往哪个方向进展。感觉不到。 I have no idea what it's progress towards, though. None.
有意识的还是下意识的？ Consciously or unconsciously?
哦，罗伊。 Oh, Roy.
♪ You're like a sweet spot to these tired eyes ♪
♪ You're like the last mile on a long ride ♪
♪ Till the end of time ♪
♪ Baby, I can start ♪
♪ If you just let me into your heart ♪
嗯，也许对你来说这条河算不上什么，但对我来说它是… Well, it may not be much of a river to you, but to me it's the...
密西西比河，是格兰德河（注：美国和墨西哥之间的天然界河），是… Mississippi, the Rio Grande, the...
多瑙河，是亚马逊河… the Danube, the Amazon--
哇,亚马逊河？我不了解亚马逊河，罗伊。 Wow, the Amazon? I don't know about the Amazon, Roy.
好吧，茉莉。我是说，你难道觉得不明显吗… Come on, Molly. I mean, isn't it obvious to you that you and me are...
你和我在一起就像一双旧鞋子那样舒适？ as comfortable together as a couple of old shoes?
旧鞋子？哦，罗伊。 Old shoes? Oh, Roy.
听着，大卫…大卫真的是个好人。 Look, David--David's a really good person.
每当有人说自己和一个好人在一起时， Whenever anybody says they're with a really good person,
一般就意味着他们要… it means they're--
意味着他们要分开了。 it means they're about to leave 'em.
你知道吗，你很武断。 You know, you're awfully judgmental.
好吧… Well...
这是我为数不多的优点之一。 it's one of my few redeeming virtues.
知道吗，大卫参与了很多慈善工作。 You know, look, David's involved in a lot of charity work.
好让他的名字上报纸。 Gets his name in the paper.
不是的，罗伊，不是的。让我说完。 No. Roy, no. Let me just finish.
我的意思是…他是个敏感的人，而且很多人都看不到这一点。 I mean I--he's a sensitive person, and a lot of people don't see it.
好吧，我也是，我是说，妈的，我… Well, so am I. I mean, hell, I'm--
靠，我比他敏感两倍。 shit, I'm twice as sensitive as he is.
我的意思是，妈的，我带你来河边。那意味着… I mean, I--hell, I brought you to the river. I mean, that's a...
那意味着我能感受大自然，是不是？ that's a nature kind of thing, isn't it?
是的，感受大自然，罗伊。 Yeah, it is a nature kind of thing, Roy.
真是一条秀丽的河。谢谢你。 It is a very nice river. Thank you.
但这不是重点。 But that's not the point.
重点是大卫是我的依靠。 The point is that David is there for me.
哦，天呐。别老是“他是个好人 Oh, God. Not the "he's a very good person
或者他是我的依靠”那一套了。我觉得… and he's there for me thing." I mean--
我来给你做个心理治疗吧。 L-Let me be your shrink for a minute.
你懂什么，尽出馊主意。 You know what, that's not a good idea.
你听起来像是一个正在寻找出路的女人。 You're startin' to sound like a woman who's lookin' for a way out.
暖心吧？ Warm?
够了，罗伊。 That's enough, Roy.
好吧，抱歉。 Okay. I'm sorry.
- 亲一下吧。 - 哦，天呐，罗伊。 - We could kiss. - Oh, jeez, Roy.
你看，没有伤害的，没有越界的。 Look, no harm, no foul.
只是一个轻轻的、小小的、纯纯的， Just a little, small, innocent,
你懂的，类似于半… you know, kind of-- kind of a...semi...
柏拉图式的。 platonic.
罗伊… Roy...
罗伊，根本就没有 Roy, there's no such thing as
半柏拉图式的，罗伊。 semi-platonic, Roy.
应该有的。 There ought to be.
我觉得你还是送我回家吧。 I think you better take me home.
好了，祝你公开赛好运，罗伊。 Well, good luck in the Open, Roy.
[I Wonder] - by Chris Isaak
♪ When I was younger, I believed ♪
♪ That dreams came true ♪
♪ Now I wonder ♪
♪ 'Cause I've seen much more dark skies ♪
♪ Than of blue ♪
♪ Now I wonder ♪
♪ I keep on prayin' for blue skies ♪
♪ I keep on thinkin' of the good times ♪
♪ Will they ever come again? ♪
♪ Now I wonder ♪
♪ Will they ever come again? ♪
♪ Now I wonder ♪
♪ Oh, I wonder ♪
这上面有你的名字，老弟。 It's got your name on it, man.
哦，他们居然全写对了。 Wow, they spelled it right and everything.
嗨，看呐，李·简森和比利·梅费尔，老弟。 Hey, look, it's Lee Janzen and Billy Mayfair, man.
本人看上去和电视上一样。 They look just like they do on TV.
看看这些球。 Look at these balls.
看看这些球。嘎嘎新的泰特利斯。（高尔夫球行业内著名的品牌） Look at these balls. Brand-new Titleist.
嘎嘎新？ Brand-new?
看看他们，每个人都是，嘎嘎新的泰特利斯。 Look at 'em. Every one of them, brand-new Titleist.
哇。 Whoa.
妈的。 Jeez.
逮到机会放几个到包里。 Sneak a few in the bag when you get a chance.
多偷点儿免费东西，万一铩羽而归还有可能贴补一点儿。 We swipe enough free shit, we might even pay for this fiasco.
你觉得我这样做合不合适 Do you think it would be inappropriate
如果我向李·简赞要个签名的话？ if I asked Lee Janzen for his autograph?
我觉得那是丢人现眼，罗密欧。 I think that's a dead giveaway, Romes,
可是如果我还是出问题的话， but if I still got the shanks,
我们很快就会丢人现眼了。 we're gonna be found out soon enough.
哦。用7号。你最擅长的。 Oh. Hit the 7. You always hit that good.
好主意，小豆荚 Good thinkin', Pods.
完美一挥。来吧，老弟。 Sweet swing. Come on, man.
始终保持头低下。 Keep your head down and follow through.
你搞得我很紧张。 You're makin' me nervous.
好吧。 All right.
哇！嘿… Whoa! Hey...
- 谁打的？ - 是啊，谁打的？ - Who hit that shot? - Yeah, who hit that?
- 有人看见吗？ - 看着点儿。 - Anybody see? - Watch out.
都是专业人士。 There's supposed to be pros here.
有点儿薄，老大。 A little thin, boss.
有点儿妈的薄了。 Little fucking thin.
上帝啊，还是有问题。 Jesus Christ, I still got the shanks.
别担心，老弟。 Don't worry about it, man.
都看着我呢。 Everybody's watchin' me.
没人看你。 Nobody's watchin'.
再打一个。来吧，站过去，老弟。 Just hit another one. Come on, just stand up there, man.
- 你能行。妥了。 - 妥了。 - You can do it. All right. - All right.
- 哇。 - 看着点儿！ - Whoa. - Look out!
哦！ Ho!
嘿，老铁，你知道吗，开球线上的人 Hey, partner, uh, you know, the guys down the line
都有点儿提心吊胆的。 are a little concerned about that.
你叫什么？锡杯？ What's your name? Tin Cup?
是的，来自西德克萨斯的罗伊·麦克沃伊。 Yeah, Roy McAvoy from West Texas.
我们，嗯，来自西德克萨斯。 We're, uh, from West Texas.
呃，为什么你不试试瞄左一点儿… Uh, why don't you try aiming a little left--
为什么你不试试后退一点儿，给我腾点儿空？ Why don't you try backing up, giving me just a little room?
嗨，老弟，那是约翰尼·米勒。（73年美国公开赛冠军，名人堂成员，高尔夫界毒舌） Hey, man, that's Johnny Miller.
管球他是谁。 Don't give a flying fuck who it is.
天啊，杯子。 Jesus, Cup.
他不该那样。 He can't do that.
嘿,没事。你想给谁？ Hey, no problem. Who do you want it to?
致罗密欧。致罗密欧，呃…我最好的朋友。 To Romeo. To Romeo, uh... my best friend.
- 哦！ - 好吧，祝你好运，小子。 - Ooh! - Well, good luck to you, guys.
不过你可能是想预订周五的机票了。 You might want to make some plane reservations Friday, though.
好的，谢谢，米勒先生。嗨，73年打得真棒，牛逼。 Okay, thanks, Mr. Miller. Hey, great open in '73, boy.
好的，谢谢。 Okay, thank you.
- 多好的人啊。 - 是的，要到签名了？ - What a nice guy. - Yeah. Did you get his autograph?
是啊，瞧瞧，“致我最好的朋友，罗密欧”。 Yeah. Look. "To my best friend, Romeo."
- 你看见那是谁了吗？ - 什么？ - Do you see who's over there? - What?
- 我的天。 - 就是个签名而已，老弟。 - Jesus Christ. - It's only an autograph, man.
希姆斯来了。 Simms is here.
哦，妈的。也许你该用推杆来打。 Aw, shit. Maybe you should hit your putter.
别再出那种问题了。 You can't shank that one.
听着，你就是墨西哥的迈克·奥格雷迪。（17次参加资格赛终于打入正赛，2次美巡赛冠军） Look, you're the Mexican Mac O'Grady.
你得弄清楚我为什么还在呲杆。 You gotta figure out why I'm still shanking the ball.
- 你知道的。 - 什么问题？ - You know. - What's the problem?
哦，打的问题。 Oh, shoot.
动作偏了，是不是？ I'm catching on the hosel, right?
对，对，对。 Yeah, right, right, right.
- 头动了？ - 是的。 - Moving my head? - Yeah.
- 离得太开了？ - 好吧，也有。 - I'm laying it off? - Well, that, too.
我犯“捞球”了。 I'm pronating.
你不“转手腕”的时候有点儿。 When you're not supinating.
我扭得太早了，我扭得太迟了。 I'm clearing too early, I'm clearing too late.
我的天哪，我挥杆的姿势就像一把摊开的草坪椅子！ My God, my swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair!
好吧。 All right.
把你的零钱拿出来放到你的左兜里。 Take all your change and put it in your left-hand pocket.
动啊，罗伊。 Go on, do it, Roy.
行吧。 All right.
好，现在…把你的左脚鞋带打个双扣。 All right, now... tie your left shoe in a double knot.
- 左脚鞋带… - 赶紧，罗伊！动啊！ - Tie my left shoe-- - Right now, Roy! Do it!
把你的帽檐转到后面去。 Turn your hat around backwards.
转帽檐！动啊，罗伊！ Turn your hat around! Do it, Roy!
现在拿着这个开球座插到… Now take this tee and stick it...
你左耳朵后面。 behind your left ear.
插上…我看起来像个傻逼！ Stick it-- I look like a fool!
行了，你以为你像什么样子 Well, what the hell do you think you look like
朝李·简森的屁股里挤辣椒吗？ shooting them chili peppers up Lee Janzen's ass?
现在，你赶紧照做，罗伊。 Now, you do it right now, Roy,
否则我向毛主席保证，我闪了。 or I swear to God, I'm gonna quit.
- 我向毛主席保证，我闪人。 - 好吧。 - I swear to God, I'll quit. - All right.
行了，不错。 All right, good.
现在拿着这个小球球， Now take this little ball,
给我他妈的打上球道。 hit it the hell up the fairway.
预备。 You're ready.
我怎么做到的？ How'd I do that?
因为你没有想着失误。 'Cause you're not thinking about shanking.
你也没有想着女大夫。 You're not thinking about the doctor lady.
你啥也没想，到此为止！ You're not thinking, period!
你就只是像个傻逼一样。 You're just looking like a fool.
然后你的击球纯粹又简单， And you're hitting the ball pure and simple,
- 这是你的本性… - 操你大爷。 - and that's your natural-- - Fuck you.
我大爷，嗯？好了，你痊愈了。 Fuck me, huh? Well, you're cured.
我…就这么着了？ I'm c-- that's it?
对，就这么着。 Yeah, that's it.
你脑路堵塞。 Your brain was getting in the way.
这种情况几乎从未发生过，可是… That's hardly ever been the case, but...
行了，别扯了，大侦探。 Well, no shit, Sherlock.
好吧，下面干啥？ Well, what next?
嗯…我建议你 Well... I should recommend
关注一下自己的短打，但是… that you work on your short game, but...
我觉得你想要去整两杯。 I think you oughtta get drunk.
- 整两杯？ - 是的。 - Get drunk? - Yeah.
你喝高的时候总是打得比较好。 You always play better when you're wasted.
还记得在布朗斯维尔吗？ Remember Brownsville?
来啊，下啊。 Come on, get it down.
来啊，整起。我啥时候开球？ Come on, now. What time I tee off?
你是7点08分。我们是第一批。 You tee off at 7:08. We're the first guys going.
- 来啊，再来点儿。干了。 - 嗨。 - Come on, one more. Just do it. - Hey.
搞啊，来啊。下一口。 Let's go, come on. Get it down.
还有4个小时。 That's 4 hours from now.
没错。 That's right.
这一杯敬已站在成功的边缘的 Here's to the finely tuned athlete
伟大运动员。 on the verge of greatness.
嘿！ Ai!
快点儿，老大。 Hurry up, boss.
我就知道我们应该定个闹钟。 I knew we should've set an alarm.
有请7点08分的选手， With the honor in the 7:08 pairing,
来自德克萨斯莎乐美的，罗伊·麦克沃伊先生。 from Salome, Texas, Mr. Roy McAvoy.
嗯，有时间练一下吗？ Uh, any time for a quick bucket?
请把球放在开球座上。。 Tee it up.
好了，老大。 Okay, boss.
我们差点儿错过了开球的时间 We almost missed the starting time
就为了把你从地上拖起来。 trying to get you off the floor.
恕我直言， If I may say so,
你的酒量是大不如前了。 you don't handle the hooch like you used to.
哦，我在电视上见过这个洞。 Oh, I've seen this hole on TV.
用大狗打过那个斜槽。 Just hit the big dog up the chute there.
不。我上过课了。 No. I've learned my lesson.
我要…安全、聪明… I'm gonna play it... safe, smart...
稳妥。 conservative.
按部就班。给我2号铁。 Fairways and greens. Hand me a 2-iron.
你确定？ You sure?
是的。 Yeah.
好吧。 Okay.
哦。 Ohh.
呃。 Uhh.
今天不太好。 Not a good day.
要低调。 Be humble.
低调。 Be humble.
83杆。 83.
好吧，你是挺低调的，老大。 Well, you're humble now, homes.
我喝大了。 I was hung over.
也许是我这个教练的失职。 Maybe that was a coaching mistake on my part.
对，也许是。谢谢，老铁。 Yeah, maybe it was. Thanks, amigo.
大卫·希姆斯是第一轮的领先者 David Simms is the first-round leader
在美国公开赛上打出了漂亮的67杆。 at the US Open after a brilliant 67.
恭喜你，大卫。 Congratulations, David.
呵呵…吉姆，我跟你说吧， Well...Jim, I gotta tell you,
我自己也没有想到 I'm the last guy on the planet
一上来就能打出67杆 that expected me to go out there right out of the blocks
并且领跑公开赛。 and shoot a 67 to lead the Open.
省省吧。 Shut up.
我真的很惊讶 I've really marveled
你是如何全力以赴地在 at how you've been able to balance the superb play
这么多慈善机构和你所有的粉丝之间。 with all the time and energy you give to...
维系平衡的。 to so many charities and all of your fans, too.
好吧，你懂的，我…这项比赛就是关乎… Well, you know, I-- this game is about...
传统、诚实和荣耀。 tradition and—and integrity and honor.
你懂的，美国公开赛是为我们大家准备的， You know, the US Open is--is it for us,
所以我明天上了场，嗯， so I'm just gonna go out there tomorrow and, uh,
要尽全力打几杆好球，然后… try and make some good swings, and...
上帝保佑，明天再拿个好成绩。 Lord willing, I'll put up another good number tomorrow.
鬼东西打了67杆。 The Antichrist shoots 67.
你能相信吗？ Believe that?
是啊，老鬼今天推杆手感火热，老大。 Yeah, the old Antichrist had a hot putter today, boss.
非常感谢，吉姆。很高兴见到你。 Thanks a lot, Jim. It's good seeing you.
不客气，很高兴见到你。 Yeah, it's great to see you.
嗨，卢瑟。保重，老铁。 Hey, Luther. Be well, buddy.
战场上见。 I'll see you out in the trenches.
希姆斯先生！希姆斯先生！ Mr. Simms! Mr. Simms!
我现在得走了，回头见。 I gotta run right now, but I'll see you later.
我的天呐。 Christ almighty Jesus.
不，要么上封面，要么不干。 No, it's either cover or nothing.
他们想要你上《美国周末》。 They want you for USA Weekend.
我们正谈到要么上封面要么就不搞。 We're telling them it's either the cover or no go.
哦，妈的。 Oh, Jesus Christ.
打搅了，希姆斯先生，抱歉。 Excuse me, Mr. Simms. Excuse me.
您介意给我孙子签个名吗？ Would you mind giving our grandson an autograph?
我能请您签个名吗，希姆斯先生？ Can I please have your autograph, Mr. Simms?
你们这帮人没看见我正忙着吗？ Can you people not see that I'm busy?
我在这儿工作，这就是我的办公室。 I'm working here. This is my office.
我会跑到你的办公室去找你要个签名吗？ Do I come to your office and ask you for your autograph?
我觉得不会。天呐。 I don't think so. Jesus.
这狗太丑了。 What an ugly dog.
没事没事，乔乔。 It's--it's-- it's okay, Joe.
- 没事的。 - 哦，走吧。 - It's okay. - Oh. Come on.
嗨,加里。 Hey, Gary.
嗨，打得不错。 Hey, nice playing.
嗨，搞得好，大卫。 Hey, helluva round, Dave.
- 哦，谢谢。 - 先声夺人啊，希姆斯。 - Oh, thanks a lot. - Great start, Simmsy.
运气好而已。 I got lucky out there.
哈喽，杯子。 Hello, Cup.
我听说你整了个恐怖数据。 I heard that you put a monster number up there.
是啊，原本还要更糟的。 Yeah, well, it could have been worse.
你知道吗，我曾经在这里 You know, I played in the Pro-Am
和一个傻逼电影明星打过职业与业余的混合赛。 with some asshole movie star here once.
打了个82杆。 Shot an 82.
到底像你这样… Now, how in the world...
伟大的球手… did a great ball striker like yourself...
一个传奇… a legend...
是怎么打出83杆的？ manage to put up an 83?
好吧，我在第18洞错失了一个4英尺的推杆 Well, I missed a 4-foot putt on 18
要不也是82杆。 for an 82.
就这。 That's how.
和在布朗斯维尔打小型赛道不一样吧，小子？ Ain't like playing some muni track in Brownsville, is it, bucko?
所谓的，诚实、传统和荣耀。 Does, uh, integrity, tradition, and honor
包括落井下石吗？ include kicking a man when he's down?
好了，茉莉，这是男人之间的事。 Come on, Molly. This is just guy stuff.
- 哦。 - 酒吧里聊天而已。 - Oh. - It's just bar talk.
没有恶意，对吗，杯子？ No offense. Right, Cup?
你知道吗，这家伙还有很多很棒的高尔夫球绝招。 You know, this man still has a lot of great golf shots in his system.
茉莉，行了，走吧。 Molly, it's okay. Just go away.
我…现在不需要任何关注。 Just--I don't need any attention right now.
我赌100块，罗伊现在就从这儿 I'll bet you $100 right now that Roy here
将球击出 can hit a ball
穿过大门，飞过院子，落到河里。 through that door, over the patio, and into the river.
哈罗德，给我来杯伏特加兑汤力水。 And, Harold, give me a vodka tonic with a twist.
茉莉，哈尼… Molly, honey...
真的，有点儿失态。 Really, this isn't dignified.
哦。 Oh.
哦，真是抱歉。 Oh, I'm so sorry.
罗伊。 Roy.
我想回德克萨斯了。 I just wanna go back to Texas.
那关于河流啊？ What about the river?
食人鱼啊，不朽啊？ The piranha, the immortality?
全是胡扯？ All that bullshit?
你准备带着个83杆灰溜溜地回去吗？ You gonna drag your ass home with an 83?
200块。 You know, $200.
赌200块… For $200...
我说他妈的罗伊能把球打过吧台， I say that Roy can hit the ball through the damn bar,
穿过院子，落入河里， out the patio, into the river,
让那只鹈鹕从柱子上飞下来。 and make that pelican right there fly off its post.
不可能。 No way.
就从这儿打。 From right here.
万能的主啊。 God almighty.
真是荒唐。 This is ridiculous.
嗨。 Hey.
嗨，你办得到，小豆荚。 Hey, you got this shot, Pods.
你可以的…用4号铁，老弟。 You can do-- it's a hooded 4-iron, man.
你只需要…只需要转过来， You just--you just turn it over,
然后打一个低飞曲球…你办得到的。 and you start it off low-- you can do it.
他能做到。他能打。 He can do this shot. He can do this shot.
他能办到，不管怎么说… He can do it, and anyway...
我是不会走的除非你们中的一个 I'm not leaving till one of you men
开始表现得像个爷们。 start acting in a manly fashion.
那我们就做个了结吧？ Should we just get this over with?
一球一杆。 One ball, one swing.
一…鹈鹕。 One...pelican.
从那儿来。 From right there.
你能搞定，罗伊。 You can do it, Roy.
来啊，你牛逼，让他丫的闭嘴。 Come on, you're the man. Shut this guy up.
就一杆？ One swing?
就一杆。 One swing.
我给一赔四。 I'll give you four-to-one odds.
操，给他一赔十。 Shit, give him 10-to-1.
罗密欧，清一条球道出来。 Romeo, I'll need a fairway.
- 女士们，先生们， - 好的。 - Ladies and gentlemen, - Yes.
看一下他要做什么： here's what he's got:
他要击出30码，避开吧台和烤架。 he's got 30 yards of bar and grill.
他要穿过法式大门， Then he's got to go through the French doors,
飞过遮阳伞，然后飞越30码的河面。 over the umbrellas, and then carry 30 yards of river.
他还得把停在木头上的鹈鹕给吓跑。 He's got to try to pop that pelican right off its perch.
你不觉得这难度太大了吗？ Kind of a thin lie, wouldn't you say?
比你今天所经历的所有状况都要难。 Beats all that deep-shit rough you were in all day.
小心！躲到吧台里去！快点儿，把它清开！ Fore! Fore in the bar! Come on, clear it away!
鹈鹕在那一头。 Pelican's on the other side.
哦，这一杆好难。 Man, what a tough shot.
我猜想他一定想起了 I betcha he's gotta be thinking
他今天经历的残酷的、自虐的， about that brutal, ego-sapping,
像被打劫了似的… manhood-robbing...
像要把他自己埋葬了的那83杆。 83 he buried himself underneath today.
那就是一场雪崩，一场泥石流。 That's an avalanche of strokes, a mudslide.
罗密欧，你能管管那家伙吗？ Romeo, you wanna get control of that guy?
能不能闭嘴？趴下。 Will you shut up? Get down.
好啊！ Yes! Yes!
你看见了吗？ Did you see that shot?!
哦，天呐！ Oh, my God!
应该够了。 That ought to cover it.
好的。 Yeah.
你知道吗… You know...
你们都他妈疯了。 you're all fucking nuts.
对啊。 Yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
[This Could Take All Night] - by Amanda Marshall
你真是…好样的。 You really... look good.
哦。 Oh.
♪ Put your coffees down ♪
♪ You better step around ♪
♪ You're the only one to get this done ♪
♪ Close and lock the door ♪
♪ Duck down to the floor ♪
♪ Forget the phone until you see the sun ♪
♪ Hey, it's all right ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I'll make this fun ♪
♪ Oh, when we see the morning light ♪
♪ We'll be right back where we started from ♪
♪ 'Cause this could take all night ♪
我有点儿不咋的，是吗？ I kind of shanked that, huh?
没有。 No, no.
嗨，别介啊，你们这俩货。 Hey, come on, you guys.
罗密欧！ Romeo!
现在不是马拉松的时候！ This is no time for a marathon!
外面都没一块干地方，妈的。 It's wet out here. Damn.
万事讲究节奏。 Tempo is everything.
嗯。 Mmm.
尽善尽美… Perfection is...
- 难求。 - 难求。 - unattainable. - Unattainable.
知道吗，有人说… You know, somebody said...
高尔夫和性爱是仅有的两件 golf and sex are the only two things
你不用多厉害也能乐此不疲的事情。 you don't have to be good at to enjoy.
是吗？ Really?
我能来个“牡力根”吗？（高尔夫术语，表示因第一杆打得不好而重挥的第二杆。） Can I have a mulligan?
来个什么？ A what?
牡力根。 A mulligan.
什么是“牡力根”？ What's a mulligan?
哦。 Oh.
保持住。别动。 Just hold still. Don't move.
哦。 Oh.
- 我来让你见识一下。 - 嗯。 - And I'll show you. - Mmm.
其实，你何不到上面来， In fact, why don't you get on top,
然后我来让你瞧瞧？ and I'll show you?
嗯。像个开球座。 Mmm. Tee it up.
赶紧的，罗伊！ Come on, Roy!
干！ Damn!
♪ Baby, this could take all night ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
欢迎各位。 Welcome, everyone.
这里是吉姆·南茨和肯·文图里。 Jim Nantz with Ken Venturi.
太阳正渐渐出来了， The sun is struggling to come out,
赛道也在慢慢变干， the course is drying up,
假如你是刚刚关注我们， and in case you're just joining us,
那么目前是大卫·希姆斯正在俱乐部会所 David Simms is tied for the lead in the clubhouse
以低于标准杆5杆的成绩与彼得·雅各布森并列第一。 at five under par with Peter Jacobsen.
但是今天真正的故事，肯尼， But the real story today, Kenny,
是关于一个来自德克萨斯的高尔夫练习场教练 involves a driving-range pro from Texas
他在昨天的首轮中打出了83杆， who shot an opening-round 83 yesterday,
但现在却正在冲击美国公开赛的历史。 but now is making a run at US Open history.
公开赛历史上的单轮纪录 The single-round record in Open history is in jeopardy
正因为罗伊“锡杯”而岌岌可危… because of Roy "Tin Cup"...
某个练习场教练，正是我们所需要的。 Another driving-range pro, that's all we needed.
- 无名之辈。 - 难以置信的故事。 - More obscure guys. - Unbelievable story.
对，我需要英雄。 Yes, heroes is what I need.
不是名不见经传的练习场教练。 Not obscure driving-range pros.
好的，本，我们回到第16洞。 Okay, Ben, we're back at 16.
赶快。 Quickly.
现在，这一记推杆，呃， Now, this putt, uh,
他从各个角度都进行了观察， he's studied it from every angle,
我确信他知道… and I'm sure he knows it's--
只需要从左边结结实实地推出这一杆。 it--he's just got to be firm on the left-hand edge with this putt.
…要到这帮傻冒的索引里去找。 ...thumbnails on these clowns.
我不知道他是从哪里冒出来的， I have no idea where he came from,
但如果他推进，他就能打出低于标准杆10杆的成绩。 but here he is going 10 under if he makes it.
他准备推了。 He's getting ready to putt.
看呐。 Look at that.
丝般顺滑。 Smooth as silk.
进了！ Made it!
麦克沃伊低于标准杆10杆。 10 under par for McAvoy.
牛逼贩子！ Man alive!
这是，呃…算是，呃，传奇吧，我觉得。 [Wright] This is, uh... the stuff of, uh, legend, I would say.
- 谁是麦克沃伊？ - 麦克沃伊？ - Who's McAvoy? - McAvoy?
约翰，你听说过这个叫麦克沃伊的家伙吗？ John, you ever heard of this McAvoy guy?
罗伊·麦克沃伊在第17洞打出标准杆后， Roy McAvoy after a par at 17,
在这个洞抓鹰的话就能达到60杆， an eagle to shoot 60,
尽管今天还没人能够 although no one has knocked it on the green
在这个洞两杆攻上果岭。 in 2 here today.
这一杆你绝对不能妄图选择侵略性。 This is not a shot you really wanna get aggressive with.
你应该保守点儿。 You gotta be conservative.
你要好好思考一下这一杆。 You gotta think this shot out.
他位置不错。 He's in great position.
好吧，3杆上果岭，标准杆是5杆。 Well, it's a 3-shot par 5.
尤其是今天，微风扑面。 Especially today, a little wind in the face.
约翰·戴利，事实证明最后落水了， John Daly, in fact, ended up in the water
他就是在这里想尝试2杆上果岭。 trying to go for this green in 2.
237码，老弟，才能飞越水面。 237, man, to carry that water.
237码，老弟。 237, man.
3号木。 3-wood.
妈的好好打。 Hit the hell out of it.
你知道吗，吉米，他的肾上腺素 You know, Jimmy, his adrenaline may have
可能已经占了上风。 gotten the better of him.
他要是求稳，有可能吃“柏忌”。（超出标准杆数） If he lays up, he takes bogey out of play.
他要是硬上果岭，也有可能打成6杆，打成7杆。 He goes for the green, he brings six in, he brings seven in.
但是他要记住，他是有机会获胜的。 But he's gotta remember, he's in contention.
他有机会赢得美国公开赛。他得打得聪明点儿。 He has a chance to win the US Open. He's gotta play smart.
哇。 Wow.
不行 Nope.
哦！ Ohh!
吉米，他只是杆头吃球不够。 Jimmy, he just didn't have enough club.
好了，管球它的。 Well, what the hell.
你是拼着挨揍也要上了她… You ride her till she bucks you...
还是干脆谁都不上。 or you don't ride at all.
如果他还能敲一记挖杆并且保住标准杆， If he can still knock a wedge close and make par,
那将是赛事历史上 it would conclude one of the most remarkable turnarounds
最了不起的逆转之一。 in tournament history.
从这里算大概有85码远，吉米， [Ken Venturi] He's got about 85 yards from here, Jim,
并且抛球区离水很近。 and the drop zone is short of the water.
而且他需要把球打到 And he'll need to get this on the upper level
这个多层果岭的上区。 of this multi-terraced green.
目前，这一杆相当不错， Now, that's a good solid shot
距离保住他的标准杆大概12英尺， leaving him about 12 feet away for par,
保住标准杆就是62杆，公开赛史上的最好单轮成绩。 a par and 62, the all-time open round record.
好球。 Good stroke.
他成功了。 He's got it.
难以置信！罗伊·麦克沃伊做到了！ Unbelievable! Roy McAvoy has done it!
你刚刚见证了美国公开赛 You have just seen the greatest round
历史上最伟大的一轮。 in United States Open history.
62杆。 62.
大满贯赛事上杆数最低的单轮成绩 The all-time lowest round in the Majors
不属于杰克·尼克劳斯 doesn't belong to a Jack Nicklaus
也不属于阿诺德·帕尔默、尼尔森、霍根，或是斯尼德。 or an Arnold Palmer, Nelson, Hogan, or Snead.
它是由最不可思议的艺术家打出的 It has been shot by the most improbable artist of all.
罗伊·麦克沃伊在高尔夫史上 Roy McAvoy has his signature
最杰出的一轮留下了他的名字。 on golf's all-time masterpiece round.
“华夫饼屋”
你看，我从鹈鹕那里赌赢了一笔。 You know, I got some money from the pelican bet.
我们去个高档点儿的地方庆祝一下， Why don't we go somewhere fancy and celebrate,
为最后一轮比赛做准备吧？ get ready for the final round?
没什么好庆祝的。 There's nothing to celebrate.
再说了，他们是我的人，对吗？ Besides, these are my people, right?
没错。 That's right.
我超喜欢华夫饼屋。 I'm a Waffle House guy.
得跟他们套近关系。 Gotta stay in touch with that.
另外，他需要碳水化合物。 Plus, he needs his carbohydrates.
是的。 Yeah.
另外，如果萨乐美的人来了， Plus, if the boys in Salome were in town,
他们肯定会来这里。 this is where they'd be.
那好。行吧。 Okay. All right.
耶！传奇。 Yay! The legend.
妈的，我们都坐了两天大巴， Goddamn, we've been on a bus for 2 days,
转啊转，转啊转， riding around, riding around.
天啊，见到你太好了。 Oh, God, it's so good to see you.
见到你很高兴。 It's so good to see you.
我不知道你会来。 I didn't know you were gonna come.
甜蜜62！ Sweet 62!
- 嗨，嘿。 - 把桌子拼一下。 - Hey, hey. - Put the tables together.
拼个桌。 Put 'em together.
把这个拿起来，赶紧歇一歇。 Put this up and rest your rump.
- 这儿感觉像家里吗？ - 是的。 - Does this feel like home? - Yeah.
我们就想让你知道我们是一路支持你到底的。 We just want you to know that we are with you all the way.
桃琳，呃，认识一下葛大夫。 Doreen, uh, meet Dr. Griswold.
- 呃，她叫茉莉。 - 嗨。 - Uh, this is Molly. - Hi.
她是，呃，我的心理医生。 She's, uh, my shrink.
- 嗨。 - 好吧，前心理医生，嗯… - Hi. - Well, ex-shrink, um...
上了床了，所以就不能给他治疗了。 we're sleeping together now, so I can't be his therapist.
懂。谢谢。 Knew it. Thanks.
懂什么？ Knew what?
哦，没什么。 Oh, nothing.
祝你幸福。 Good luck.
你们知道吗，伙计们？ You know what, guys?
我有点儿闲钱。 I have got a little extra cash.
我们为什么不去个高级点儿的地方庆祝一下呢？ Why don't we all just go somewhere a little fancy and celebrate?
- 没错。 - 为什么？ - Exactly. - Why?
好吧，为了荣誉，你懂的… Well, in honor of, you know--
这儿可是华夫饼屋，桃琳。 This is the Waffle House, Doreen.
好吧，我知道，而且我也喜欢华夫饼… Well, I know, and I love the Waffle--
我做梦都想着华夫饼…想了1800英里。 I've been dreaming about waffles for...1,800 miles.
对啊，俺也一样。 Yeah, me, too.
你知道吗，有家华夫饼屋跟这儿一模一样 You know, here's a Waffle House exactly like this
- 在敖德萨，德克萨斯。 - 是的。 - in Odessa, Texas. - Yeah.
敖德萨？不是在米德兰吗？ Odessa? It's in Midland, ain't it?
不，在敖德萨。 No, it's in Odessa.
亲爱的，在敖德萨。我就是敖德萨人，就在敖德萨。 Honey, it's in Odessa. I'm from Odessa, and it's in Odessa.
我出生在那儿，亲爱的，就在那儿。 I was born there, honey, and that's where it is.
敬爷们。 To the man.
敬杯子！ To the Cup!
-敬杯子！ -敬杯子！ - To the Cup! - To the Cup!
别那么客气。 You didn't have to do that.
你今晚看起来特别可爱，多琳。 You look particularly lovely tonight, Doreen.
哦，好吧，谢谢。 Oh, well, thank you.
我不知道有没有人跟你说过， I don't know if anybody ever told you,
但你真的是舞艺超绝。 but you're really a helluva dancer.
- 真哒？ - 嗯。 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
是的，但是他们那儿有一家。 Yeah, but they had one there.
这就是我要说的。他们那儿有一家。 That's all I'm saying. They had one there.
- 等等。 - 是在…敖德萨。 - Wait, wait. - It was...Odessa.
我说的不是这个， That's not what I was talking about,
你知道我们停在哪里吗？ and you know the place that we stopped?
听着，有个简单的办法能弄清楚。 Listen, there is one easy way to figure this out.
你跳过探戈吗？ You ever tango?
- 探戈？ - 嗯。 - Tango? - Mm-hmm.
哦，没有。 Uh, no.
你呢？ Do you?
好吧，你懂的… Well, you know...
罗密欧，你会跳舞？ Romeo, you dance?
无所谓啦！ It doesn't matter!
没有比这更好的了。 It doesn't get much better than this.
好吧，这个非凡的罗伊·麦克沃伊， Well, this extraordinary Roy McAvoy,
他硬是不会消失， he just won't go away,
这个，呃，不起眼的练习场教练 this, uh, humble driving-range pro
来自于…莎乐美，不管那是个 from...Salome, wherever that is.
西德克萨斯的什么样的小镇。 Little town, West Texas.
甚至它都还没有被发现。 It hasn't been discovered yet.
快到第18洞了，伙计们，快到了。 Over to 18, guys, quickly.
肯尼，这是约翰·库克在18洞的5杆洞， Kenny, this is John Cook at the par 5 18th,
他对锦标赛并不陌生。 no stranger to championship play.
他准备稳妥地用7号铁。 He's going to lay up with a 7-iron.
与此同时，这一边是罗伊·麦克沃伊。 Meanwhile, here's Roy McAvoy.
他面临着同样的一击 He has the same shot
昨天他落水了，吉米。 he knocked in the water yesterday, Jimmy.
现在要做的事就是无视观众说的 “试一试”。 The thing to do right now is tune out the gallery saying, "Go for it."
他现在又回到竞争行列中来了， He's now back in contention,
但他必须要继续打得聪明些。 but he must continue to play smart.
给我3号木。 Gimme a 3-wood.
好吗，他…他抽出了3号木， Well, he's-- he's pulled the 3-wood,
继续他的比赛 and he continues to play this tournament
面无一丝惧色。 without an ounce of fear.
这就是缺乏经验，单纯又简单。 That is just inexperience, just pure and simple.
这一杆送给坐在转播席上的文图里， This is for Venturi up there in the booth
他觉得我应该求稳。 Thinking I should lay up.
是的，他懂什么？ Yeah, what does he know?
他拿这项赛事的冠军时你还没出生呢。 He only won this tournament before you were born.
打得有点儿高， Caught it a little bit high,
微风拂面。 a little breeze in his face.
继续飞，继续飞。 That's--that's gotta go, gotta go.
又是这样。 He's done it again.
不，别再来了。 No, not again.
他还是落水了 He has found the water
连续第三天了。 for the third straight day.
他是咋想的？ What was he thinking about?
再给我个球。 Gimme another ball.
罗伊。 Roy.
怎么？ What?
这是水障碍。 It's a water hazard.
你走过去，抛个球， You go up there and take a drop,
争取保住标准杆，就像昨天一样。 try to save par, just like you did yesterday.
你说的对。 You're right.
我他妈的想啥呢？ The hell was I thinking?
他稳稳地领先，这个罗伊·麦克沃伊， He's tied for the lead, this Roy McAvoy,
这个锡杯，这个空杯， this Tin Cup, this empty cup,
这个不知道从哪儿冒出来的笨蛋。 this airbrain out of nowhere.
西德克萨斯。 West Texas.
呃，我…对，西…谢谢…谢谢你提醒的西德克萨斯。 And, uh, I--yeah, West-- thank--thank you for West Texas.
你，呃，今天在第18洞进攻果岭的时候。 You, uh, went for the green on 18 today.
我只是好奇你是否想过会为此付出代价。 I'm just wondering if you think that cost you.
我保住了标准杆，对不对？ I saved par, didn't I?
- 好吧… - 对不对？ - Well... - Didn't I?
我只是尽量想了解你是怎么想的。 I'm just trying to understand what you're thinking.
昨天在第18洞你同样是在没有逆风的情况下打出了相同的一击… You had the same shot yesterday on 18 without a headwind--
你觉得我在那里打不上去吗？ You don't think I can knock it on from there?
这么说吧，几率很小。 Let's just say it's a low-percentage shot.
嗯，我也是。我觉得吧，你看看，好吗？ Well, so am I. I mean, look at me, all right?
看看我穿的。 Look what I'm wearing.
我的意思是，我打球是为了里约·格兰德短途货运公司， I mean, I'm playing for Rio Grande Short-Haul Trucking,
为了布林克布朗卫生设备公司，呃… Brink's and Brown's Sanitation, uh...
莎乐美第一州立银行， First State Bank of Salome,
伍迪熏肉坊。你觉得一个… Woody's Smokehouse. You think a--
你觉得一个像我这样的人会担心几率吗？ You think a guy like me bothers to worry about the percentages?
罗伊，你对明天感到紧张吗？ Are you nervous about tomorrow, Roy?
这种情况不会总这样的，你懂的。 It won't always be like this, you know.
什么情况？ What?
我被这帮打呼噜的家伙包围着， With me, surrounded by all these guys snorin',
当脱衣舞娘的前女友躺在我们对面。 stripper ex-girlfriend layin' across from us.
我的球童睡在她旁边。 My caddy sleepin' next to her.
这种情况不会总这样的。 It won't always be like this.
会的，罗伊。 Yes, it will, Roy.
会的。 It will.
掏钱吧您呐。 Dollar bills.
掏钱吧您呐。。 Dollar bills.
掏钱吧您呐。 Dollar bills.
决赛组中率先出发的是， First up, in the final pairing,
来自德克萨斯莎乐美的罗伊·麦克沃伊。 from Salome, Texas, Roy McAvoy.
稳扎稳打，大卫， Fairways and greens, Dave,
等我爆发的时候别忘了向我挥手。 and don't forget to wave as I blow by.
你的意思是爆雷吧，是不是，老弟？ You mean blow up, don't ya, sport?
你经常的。 You always do.
哇哦 Awww...
妈了个巴子… Son of a...
出场的是德克萨斯休斯顿的 Playing out of Houston, Texas,
大卫·希姆斯。 David Simms.
没关系。我非常能体会你的处境。 It's okay. I know exactly where you are.
别担心。你厉害着呢。 Don't worry. You're in great shape.
我们落到哪儿了，老大？ What kind of lie we got, boss?
哦，妈的，被埋起来了。 Oh, shit. It's buried.
啊哦。 Uh-oh.
好了，当心，别…别碰到它。 All right. Be careful. Don't--don't touch it.
我知道规则，罗密欧。 I know the rules, Romeo.
你准备怎么走？ Which way ya gonna go?
从那里穿过去。 Go right through there.
搞吧。 Go for it.
不！天呐！ No! God!
别担心。怪我。 Don't worry about it. It was my fault.
我给你拿错球杆了。好吧？你会没事的。 I gave you the wrong club. Okay? You'll be fine.
你把球位调整得很好。 You put a good move on the ball.
- 闭嘴。 - 真的，现在别担心了。 - Shut up. - Really, now, don't worry about it.
目前…你干得不错。给我杆。 Here--you did fine. Give me the club.
非常感谢，吉米。 Thank you very much, Jim.
我们刚刚听说罗伊·麦克沃伊 We've just heard that Roy McAvoy
以灾难性的“双柏忌”开始了他的最后一轮比赛。 has taken a disastrous double bogey to open his final round here.
哦，落后2杆了，罗伊。 Ah, double back there, Roy.
你就继续保你的标准杆吧，傻逼。 Just keep makin' pars, asshole.
我要保18个，保一整天。 I'll take 18 of 'em, all day long.
保吧，保成了我服你气。 Do it, and I'll own ya.
当心！ Fore!
罗伊·麦克沃伊的第二洞第二杆 Roy McAvoy's 2nd shot at the 2nd hole
打进了树林深处。 has gone deep into the woods.
想要了解一下他的困境， For a report on his plight,
我们来连线一下加里·麦考德， let's go down to Gary McCord,
他这一生的大部分时间都生活在森林和黑暗中吗。加里？ who has spent most of his life in the woods and in darkness. Gary?
本，他目前是在大牢里。 Ben, he's in jail here.
还是没机会假释的那种。 No chance for parole.
事实上，他唯一要做的事是… In fact, the only thing he's got--
把球打回赛道， he's got to hit the ball back in the fairway,
再争取在果岭上一杆进洞， try to pitch ball on the green,
才能挣扎着保住他的标准杆。 and get up and down for his par.
他现在是没机会打上果岭的。 He's got no chance to hit it on the green.
赌50块我用7号铁从这儿打上去。 50 bucks says I knock it on from here with a 7-iron.
打上果岭？ On the green?
对，打上果岭。 Right on the green.
赌了。 You got it.
玛莎，你能把这些人都赶回这边来吗？ Marsha, you want to move these people back right here?
我要从那边打。 I'm goin' right there.
麦考德，有什么状况吗？ McCord, what you got?
他要…他要干什么？ What's he--what's he doing?
本，我想他是打算用7号铁打个擦边反弹 Ben, I think he's gonna try the old ricochet off the port-a-let
来脱离这个地方。 with a hooded 7-iron.
是的！他要打向那个简易茅房！ He is! He's gonna hit it right off the shitter!
我不敢相信他居然会这样打。 I cannot believe he's about to hit this shot.
戴夫，1号机位，录下来，录下来，把这一杆录下来。 Dave, VT 1, record, record. Record this shot.
嘿！ Hey!
罗伊·麦克沃伊在第2洞从树丛之间 [Wright] Roy McAvoy has banked his 3rd shot at the 2nd hole
打出了他的第3杆，反弹到抽水马桶上… between the trees, off a water closet--
或者是厕所吧，随便啦… toilet or loo, as you might call it--
反正上了果岭，只用了3杆。 and got it on the green, somehow, in three.
也许这一击， May be the shot, though,
能让他在这最后一轮重回正轨。 that does get him right back on track here in this final round.
能抵消掉那个“双柏忌”一杆吧。 It could erase that double bogey at one.
这可能是发生在他身上的最好的事了。 It may be the best thing that ever happened to him.
哦，帅呆了。 Oh, that was great.
我不知道这里面还有个小镜子。 I didn't know there was a little mirror thing in here.
是不是很可爱？ Isn't this cute?
这啊，让我看看… Here. Let me just look at my...
看起来还不错。只需要用你熟悉的方法打进就行了。 Looks pretty level. Just roll it in like you know what you're doin'.
瞄准点儿，小子。 Hit it close, sport.
耶！ Yes! Yes! Yaah!
桃琳，他这个"锡杯"的名字是怎么来的？ Doreen, how did he get the name "Tin Cup"?
哦，他是高中棒球队的接球手。 Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball team.
有位明星投手的弧线球很厉害。 The star pitcher had a big league curve.
那就不是所有的球都会落在罗伊的手套里。哎呀。 Not all his pitches hit Roy in the mitt. Ouch.
队里人都觉得罩个“锡杯”总比duang得一下被砸到要强得多。 Team thought "Tin Cup" was a whole lot better than "clank."
“duang”得一下… Clank...
操。 Fuck.
茉莉，我能问你个问题吗？ Molly, can I ask you a question?
可以。 Sure.
你有过拉丁情人吗？ Have you ever had a Latin lover?
我想知道他的名字 Where does he get his name from
是怎么来的。 is what I wanna know.
你为什么等了这么久才离开希姆斯这货？ Why did you wait so long to leave that Simms character?
好吧，要花点时间才能意识到 Well, it takes a little while to realize
白马王子也可能穿着 that prince charming might be wearing
一件沾着啤酒污渍的汗衫 a beer-stained undershirt
嘴里叼着个香肠， with a sausage hangin' out of his mouth,
在犰狳出没的练习场挣着一小时7美元的工资。 makin' $7.00 an hour in some armadillo-infested driving range.
你千万别是那种想要改造男人的女人，我希望。 You're not one of these women who tries to fix men, I hope.
我是说，男人是不可能被改变的，尤其是他。 I mean, men cannot be fixed and especially him.
没错。好吧，这一课我学习的速度那是慢得可怜呐。 Yeah. Well, I've been pathetically slow learning that lesson.
茉莉，嗨。 Molly. Hey.
- 你好啊。 - 你怎么样？ - Hi. How are ya? - How are you?
还行。嘿，我想我需要点帮助。 Good. Hey, I could use a little help, I think.
你也知道，我注意到了你对麦克沃伊做了什么 You know, I've seen what you've done with McAvoy
还有那些心理辅导方面的事。 and all that psychological stuff.
我觉得它会派上用场的。 I think it could come in pretty handy.
好啊，嗨！我给你些名片。 Well, hey! Let me give you my card.
- 当然了。 - 好的，太好了。 - Sure. - Yeah, that'd be great.
超好。能否，能否再多给几张， Super. If, uh, actually, if you got a few more of these,
更衣室里也有一帮子人需要你的辅导，我确定。 there's a bunch of guys in the locker room could use your help as well, I'm sure.
真的啊？那全拿去吧。 You know what? Take 'em all.
谢谢。这是桃琳。 Thanks. This is Doreen.
- 嗨。我是桃琳。 - 嗨，桃琳。你好。 - Hi. I'm Doreen. - Hi, Doreen. How are you?
你知道的，我的电话号码就在上面。随时给我打电话。 And, you know, my number's right there. Just call me anytime.
成对的咨询也有， I do counsel couples,
所以如果你想带上你的球童，也可以。 so if you want to bring your caddy, that'd be just fine.
行，我考虑考虑，再给你电话。 Yeah, I'll think about it, and I'll give you a call.
- 好的。 - 太好了,谢谢。 - Okay. - Great, thanks.
- 再见。很高兴见到你。 - 再见。 - Bye. Nice meetin' you. - See ya.
干杯。 Cheers.
哦，干杯。 Oh. Cheers.
耶！吼！ Yes! Ho!
嘭。 Boom.
这使得雅各布森以7杆的成绩追平了， That puts Jacobsen into a tie at seven, guys,
那个，呃，锡杯 还落后1杆。 and that, uh, Tin Cup guy is 1 shot back.
继续跟进。 Let's keep abreast of that.
目前彼得·雅各布森的小鸟球令他 [Jim Nantz] That birdie by Peter Jacobsen forged a tie now for the lead
与大卫·希姆斯以低于标准杆7杆的成绩并列领先。 at seven under with David Simms.
罗伊·麦克沃伊决不会放弃。 And Roy McAvoy just won't go away.
他仅以低标准杆6杆的成绩落后1杆。 He's only one shot back at six under par.
老弟，他在那儿扎飞镖呢。 Man, he's throwin' darts back there.
我们要是不能抓小鸟，我们会落到第二的。 If we don't make some birdies, we're playin' for 2nd.
麦克沃伊？你能相信他还没挂吗？ McAvoy? You believe he's still hangin' around?
很难相信一个叫锡杯的人 It's hard to believe that a guy named Tin Cup
会在奖杯上我的名字后面刻下他的名字。 might have his name beneath mine on the trophy.
终于来到了这项伟大赛事的第72洞， So it's come down to the 72 hole of this great championship,
还剩下三位选手，他们在为加冕公开赛冠军而决斗。 and three men, all battling to be crowned the next Open Champion.
彼得·雅各布森正在第18洞的球道上，目前成绩是低标准杆8杆， Peter Jacobsen is in the fairway at 18 at eight under par,
并列领先的罗伊·麦克沃伊站上了开球区。 tied for the lead with Roy McAvoy, who's on the 18th tee.
大卫·希姆斯暂时落后一杆。 And David Simms is back there trailing by one.
雅各布森选择保守。 Jacobsen's layin' up.
没错，他拿出了铁杆。 Yeah, he took out an iron.
雅各布森要选择保守打法，吉姆， Jacobsen's gonna lay up, Jim,
我认为这是明智之举。 and I think that's a very smart move.
他处于并列领先位置，差不多能确保自己平标准杆。 He's tied for the lead, virtually assures himself of a par.
而且凭他的短打，还有可能抓鸟。 And with his short game, he could make birdie.
你不能总这么稳着，大卫。 You ain't gonna have that luxury, Dave.
除非你不想赢。 Not if you play to win.
好了，这一幕我们似曾相识。 Well, we've seen this position before.
麦克沃伊在第18洞的又一次完美开球。 McAvoy with another perfect drive at the 18th.
他现在最不需要的，吉姆， The last thing he needs right now, Jim,
就是一个让他强攻果岭的理由。 is an excuse to go for the green again.
我没打好。 I didn't catch it all.
挺好的。接下来你必须要求稳。 That's okay. You have to lay up, then.
进来就平标准杆。 This is for par.
抓鸟就赢了。 So birdie wins it.
抓鸟就赢。 Birdie wins it.
平了标准杆。确保季军了。 That's par. Lower 3rd.
- 他目前领先。 - 雅各布森排在头位。 - He's in the lead now. - Jacobsen's in the lead.
低标准杆8杆。 Eight under.
他们必须要咬住他。 And they all have to catch him.
你先还是我先，大卫？ You or me, Dave?
求稳？ Wanna lay up?
他要求稳。 He's layin' up.
他居然要求稳。 He's layin' up.
是啊。 Yeah.
抓鸟才能追平，要赢得抓鹰。 Birdie to tie, eagle to win.
胆小鬼。 Gutless wonder's layin' up.
你抓个鸟就赢了，平标准杆的话就追平。 It's a birdie to win and par to tie for you.
你也得求稳，老弟。 You lay up, too, man.
你求稳也有机会…抓鸟。 You can still make a...birdie layin' up.
你懂什么，罗密欧？ You know somethin', Romes?
我要是抓个鹰，就能低标准杆10杆。 If I make a eagle, that puts me 10 under.
还没人在公开赛上打出过低标准杆10杆，尼克劳斯也没有。 No one's ever finished an Open 10 under, not even Nicklaus.
你不需要抓鹰去赢，罗伊。 You don't need an eagle to win, Roy.
抓鸟赢！保标准杆平！ Birdie wins! Par ties!
稳当点儿。 Now lay it up.
抓鸟赢！保标准杆平！ Birdie wins! Par ties!
知道吗，你还可以（从水塘边上）用挖起杆来拼他妈个老鹰。 Look, you can hole out a wedge for a goddamn eagle.
这就是生活，对吗？ This is everything, ain't it?
这就是面临的抉择。 This is the choice it comes down to.
这就是我们的不朽时刻。 This is our immortality.
别去想什么不朽时刻了。 You don't need to be thinkin' immortality.
你需要想的就是“7号铁”！ You need to be thinkin', "Hit the 7-iron"!
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
又来了。 This is what always happens.
他要博了。 He's goin' for it.
博吧！ Go for it!
茉莉，控制一下。 Molly, get a grip.
他只要保住标准杆就能追平。叫他求稳。 He only needs par to tie. Tell him to lay up.
他会听你的。 He'll listen to you.
拼吧，罗伊。放开打就是了。 Go for it, Roy. Just knock it on.
茉…你懂的，这就是我们分手的原因。 Mol--you know, this is why we broke up.
他总是在博。 He always went for it.
你知道我的问题是什么， You know what my problem is,
就是我从来都没有和一个男人搏过一把。 is I've never been with a man who went for it.
好吧，亲爱的，他是你的菜。 Well, honey, he's your guy.
来一杆，罗伊。 One swing, Roy.
来杆漂亮的。 One good swing.
约翰·戴利也没能从那儿2杆打上去。 John Daly couldn't get there in 2.
他他妈的在干啥？ What the hell is he doing?
难以置信他又来了。连续四天… Unbelievable that he's doing this. Four days in a row--
别啊，他都落水三天了。 No. It's three days he's put the ball in the water.
假如他用3号木的话那就会是4天。 It'll be four days if he hits this 3-wood.
难以相信。 Unbelievable.
- [thwacks] - [tense music]
来吧，宝贝… Come on, baby...
- 拜托… - 我们回家。 - Please... - We're home.
这次有机会。 This has a chance.
飞啊…有机会。 It's gotta go-- this has got a chance.
我觉得成了。 I think he's done it.
有点儿风，罗密欧。 A little gust there, Romes.
成功了！ Yes, he did--oh!
- 挺住！ - 停！ - Hold up! - Stay up!
- 停！ - 停！ - Stay up! - Hold up!
不！ No!
- 停啊！停… - 哦！ - Stay up! Stay-- - Whoa!
不！不！回来！ No! No! Go back! Back!
哦！ Oh!
哦…操！ Aw...shit!
从那儿打你还能保平，罗伊。 You can still make par from up there, Roy.
她说得对，小豆荚。 She's right, Pods.
抛个球，拿下它， Take a drop and a stroke up and down,
我们保住标准杆，还是并列。 we'll make par, we'll tie.
我要被它整疯了。 I nutted that thing.
我感觉，我要疯了。 I mean, I nutted it.
我懂你意思，老弟。 I know you did, man.
你刚才那杆牛逼死了，老弟。 You put a helluva move on that, man.
被一阵来自神灵的风给搞砸了。 Little gust from the gods cost me.
是的，是的，我们赶紧过去，赶紧抛球，追平比分， Okay, look, we'll go up there, we'll take our drop, we'll tie,
然后我们再赢下延长赛。 and we'll win it in the playoff.
我能打！ I can make that shot!
我知道你能，罗伊，但不是现在！ I know you can, Roy, but not now!
就现在！ Now!
我要从这儿打，就现在！ I'm playin' it from right here, now!
去抛球然后保住你的标准杆，罗伊。 Take your drop and make your par, Roy.
就现在。 Now.
抛球吧，罗伊。 Take a drop, Roy.
给我球。 Gimme a ball.
不可思议。 Unbelievable.
我看不下去了。 I can't watch this.
第4杆。 Fourth shot.
- 哦，亲爱的。 - 哦，我的天呐。 - Aw, honey. - Oh, my god.
吉米，我不敢相信。 Jimmy, I don't believe this.
他可以走过去抛球，保个标准杆。 He could go up, use the drop zone, make par,
和雅各布森打个延长赛。 force a playoff with Jacobsen,
一决雌雄。 and get outta here.
轻轻松松，他可以保证5杆。 Easy, guys. Now, he could still make a five.
- 没错。 - 他起码能保证5杆。 - That's right. - He can still make a five.
我们还能有延长赛。 We could still have a playoff.
跟着他，保利。 Stay with him, Paulie.
哦，不！ Oh, no!
再给我个球。 Gimme another ball.
抛球吧，罗伊。 Take a drop, Roy.
罗伊，就… Roy, just--
再给我个球！ Gimme another ball!
罗伊，就抛球吧。 Roy, just take your drop.
第5次落水，第6次重打。 Droppin' five. Hittin' six.
他他妈的要干啥？ What the hell is he gonna do?
为什么他非要从这儿打？ Why would he hit it from here?
他完全可以走上前去，来个抛球， All he had to do was walk up there, take a drop,
来个5杆，来个欢呼。 and make a 5, for cryin' out loud.
脑子坏了。 That's insane.
找人劝劝他啊！ Somebody tackle him!
再给我个球。 Gimme another ball.
哦！ Awww!
操！ Shit!
第7次落水，第8次重打。 Droppin' seven, hittin' his eighth shot.
我跟你说，他能坚持这么久简直是个奇迹。 I'll tell ya, it's a miracle he lasted this long.
看希姆斯。我们应该给希姆斯个镜头。 [Producer] Look at Simms. We ought to have a camera on Simms.
他都看不下去了。 He can't watch.
谁去告诉这个傻缺，他用不着非要从那里打。 Somebody tell this clown he doesn't have to hit it from there.
好吧，目前他是第9次落水，第10次重打。 All right. Now he's droppin' nine. He's hittin' ten.
哦,上帝。我要晕了。 Oh, God. I'm gonna faint.
哦，耶稣啊。 Oh, Jesus.
这是包里最后一个球，罗伊。 This is the last ball you got in the bag, Roy.
沾上水，我们就被取消资格了。 You get this one wet, we're disqualified.
我能过去。 I can make it across.
好的，那就搞吧。 Well, then do it.
别他妈的乱来了。 Quit fuckin' around.
哦… Oh...
他疯了。 He's crazy.
哦，天呐，你是对的。 Oh, God. He's right.
你是对的，罗伊。打就是了。 You're right, Roy. Just knock it on.
把它捏爆！ Let 'er rip!
哦，茉莉，你疯了吧。 Oh, Molly, you're losin' it.
没有，我缺心眼，他也是。 No, I have lost it, and so has he.
他疯了。 He's crazy.
亲爱的，你也是。 Honey, so are you.
11次，现在是12打，各位。 11. Now this is a 12, guys.
现在他得开始担心 Now he's gotta start worrying about qualifying
明年的公开赛和大师赛资格了。 for next year's Open and the Masters here.
但是他要是输了这场比赛。 But he's lost this tournament.
他下半辈子只能靠卖“玛拉伯爵夫人”的领带 He'll end up selling Countess Mara ties
和租高尔夫球车为生了。看好了！ and renting golf carts the rest of his life. Look at this!
我…我不知道…说不出来是一种什么感觉，好吧。 I--I don't know-- even know what I'm feeling, all right.
这是我见过的最痛苦的事了。 This is the most painful thing I've ever seen.
你知道什么是疯狂的吗，吉米？ You know what's crazy, Jimmy?
如果他不能用这个球打完这个洞， If he doesn't finish the hole with this ball,
他就不能交卡。他就要被取消资格了。 he can't turn in a card. He's disqualified.
哦，我的天。 Oh, my God.
哦，天啊，求你了。哦，亲爱的上帝。 Oh, dear Lord, please. Oh, dear Lord.
飞啊！飞啊！来吧，宝贝！ [man in crowd] Get up! Get up! Come on, baby!
耶，耶耶耶！ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
飞过去了！ There it goes!
过去了。 Get over.
还在飞！ There ya go!
他成功了。 He's over.
不！ No!
不敢相信！ I can't believe it!
我爱你！ I love you!
来吧！ Come on!
难以置信！ Unbelievable!
上帝保佑！ Jesus Christ!
看到了吗？这是啥？ Did you see this? What was that?
第12杆。12杆啊。 That was a 12. That was a 12.
他打上了果岭，第12杆一杆进洞。 He was on the green, on in 12.
好啦，老大，我们玩砸了。 Well, boss, we blew that one.
我可不是来随便玩玩的，罗密欧。 I didn't come here to play for no second, Romeo.
希姆斯是，而且永远只能玩个老二。 And Simms will always be second.
嗨，我们拖车上见，老弟。 Hey, meet you back at the Winnebago, man.
我去整两个硬菜！ I'll get the blender fired up!
耶。耶。谢谢，谢谢。 Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
我把美国公开赛整丢了。 I just gave away the US Open.
让一让。罗伊！ Excuse me. Roy!
罗伊！ Roy!
难以置信！ That was incredible!
这是比赛的绝响！我的天呐！ That was the shot of this tournament! My God!
- 听见人们… - 茉莉，我把美国公开赛整丢了。 - Did you hear the people-- - Molly, I just gave away the US Open.
- 我意思是… - 哦，妈的，罗伊，管它呢。 - I mean... - Oh, hell, Roy. It doesn't matter.
茉莉，我… Molly, I just--
- 就一分钟。 - 我这辈子就这一次， - Just give him a minute. - One time in my life,
我知道安全的打法是应该求稳， I know the safe place to hit the lay-up,
可我还是…操！ and I still...shit!
可我还是做不到。 I still can't make myself do it.
- 无所谓，罗伊。 - 我的职业生涯， - It doesn't matter, Roy. - My whole career,
我的一生都在此一举，可我… my whole life on the line, and I...
我竟然在美国公开赛的最后一洞打了个12杆！ I just made a 12 on the last hole of the US Open!
没错，你说得没错，罗伊， That's right, you sure did, Roy,
可这是史上最伟大的12杆！ and it was the greatest 12 of all time!
五年以后没人会记得公开赛上… No one's gonna remember the Open five years from now--
谁赢了，谁输了… who won, who lost--
可他们一定记得你的12杆！ but they're gonna remember your 12!
我的天，罗伊，那是… My god, Roy! It was--
为啥，因为那是不朽的！ why, it's immortal!
我真为你骄傲！ I am so proud of you!
真太佩服你了，罗伊。 I gotta hand it to you, Roy.
即使倒下，也要燃放。 When you go down, you go down in flames.
罗伊，别理他… Roy, never mind what--
罗伊…亲我。 Roy...kiss me.
嗨，大卫，有时间吗？ Hey, David, you got a minute?
- 现在没空。 - 大卫！大卫！ - Not right now. - David! David!
能给我签个名吗？ Can I have your autograph?
当然可以。对我的粉丝我总是有时间的，亲爱的。 Sure. I always got time for my fans, darlin'.
你看起来真可爱。来吧。 Well, don't you look cute. Come on under.
保得漂亮，大卫。 Nice par, David.
嘿，你知道吗？这次公开赛你进入了前15名， Hey, do you know that by finishing in the top 15 at the Open,
你有资格参加明年的比赛了。 you qualified to be in it next year?
- 真的？ - 嗯哼。 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
我不知道。 I didn't know that.
是的，所以呢我在想你比赛的事， Yeah, so I'm thinkin' with your game,
你可以拿到巡回赛资格后去打巡回赛了。 you could go back to the qualifying school and go out on tour.
不。 Nah.
那我就见不到你了。 Then I wouldn't see you.
嗯，好吧，其实呢， Uh, well, actually,
我在公开赛上接了一大堆新客户。 I picked up a whole bunch of new clients at the Open.
巡回赛上的很多人都说，如果我能给你辅导的效果那么好， A lot of the guys on tour said if I could do that much for you,
那一定也能为他们做点儿什么。 imagine what I could do for them.
对啊，外面还有好多大单子呢。 Yeah, there's a lotta head cases out there.
你知道，一个男人要是经历了我所经历的一切， [Roy] You know, a man goes through what I've gone through,
他应该学到了点什么。 he's supposed to learn somethin'.
我在想我学到了什么。 I'm tryin' to figure out what I learned.
你觉得我学到了什么？ You think I learned anything?
哦，是的。 Oh, yeah.
我觉得，你懂得了一点儿纪律，一点儿自控。 I mean, you learned a little discipline, a little self-control.
是的。我学会了… Yeah. I learned, uh...
你不能光跟着感觉走。 you can't just listen to your heart.
你还得…有点儿脑子。 Ya gotta... listen to your brain.
我正在学习怎么听到音叉， I'm learning how to listen to that tuning fork,
怎么把谨慎抛到九霄云外， throw caution to the wind,
来一些我从未想过的疯狂冒险。 and take crazy risks that I never thought were possible.
哦，得了，茉莉， Aw, come on, Molly,
你什么时候有过疯狂的冒险？ when did you ever take a crazy risk?
好吧，和你在一起就是，罗伊。 Well, I'm with you, Roy.
[This Could Take All Night] - by Amanda Marshall
和你在一起。 I'm with you.
对啊。 Yeah.
你看，罗伊… You know, Roy...
我们亲一下吧。 we could kiss.
你得意思是类似于…没有伤害，没有越界的亲一下？ You mean like a... no-harm, no-foul kiss?
是的，那种半柏拉图式的…轻轻的… Yeah, kind of a semi-platonic...little...
甜甜的…纯纯的… sweet...innocent...
好主意！ Good idea!
嗯，是吗？ Mmm. Yeah?
♪ Close and lock the door ♪
♪ Duck down to the floor ♪
♪ Forget the phone until you see the sun ♪
♪ Baby, it's all right ♪
♪ 'Cause ya know I'll make this fun ♪
♪ And when we see the morning light ♪
♪ Well, we're right back where we started from ♪
♪ 'Cause this could take all night ♪
♪ And it's a dirty, lowdown job ♪
♪ When ya do it right ♪
♪ Well, you can turn it off, you can leave it on ♪
♪ I don't care about the light ♪
♪ Baby, this could take all night ♪
♪ Baby, don't be afraid ♪
♪ A little work won't hurt your back ♪
♪ But just in case I'm wrong ♪
♪ You'll be smilin' when they pronounce ya dead ♪
♪ 'Cause this could take all night ♪
♪ Well, it's a dirty, lowdown job ♪
♪ When ya do it right ♪
♪ Well, you can turn it off, you can leave it on ♪
♪ I don't care about the light ♪
♪ Baby, this could take all night ♪
♪ Well, you can turn it off, you can leave it on ♪
♪ I don't care about the light ♪
♪ Baby, this could take all night ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[Back to Salome] - by Shawn Colvin
♪ I'm goin' back to Salome ♪
♪ Things could get ugly if I stay ♪
♪ And I was just leavin' anyway, yeah ♪
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♪ To be the cutter of the losses ♪
♪ Or just to let sleeping dogs lay ♪
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